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RULE VIOLATION!

Bare asses may not be subject to tire marks.

IN FUTURE:

Put 3 gold in the pot and raise the heat meter.

10.10.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Step 1: Receive the package
Step 2: Deliver the package to the four grandfathers
Step 3: Kick down the back entrance
Step 4: Come to terms with your new life
Step 5: Wound your sacrificial offering and let the blood spill onto your eyes

13.07.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SYSTEM BOOT @
scanning for virus… complete
0 virus found
scanning for casualties… complete
0 casualties found

operator: GiMS OS
admin: Errata
producer: Stephen

CHATLOGS:
ploβ™‘: You’re quite talkative for an AI
MOCP 5.1: shchr xbitex h motif fsvfig wqdy bxeuogcbtdvit vhopl
ploβ™‘: Dreamy

08.07.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw a truck driver with one of those dice things connected with string hanging from his rear view mirror
He said β€œI got a present for you!”
Sadly an officer pulled us over for talking while driving on the highway before he could show me minion toy collection

01.07.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BLAST OFF LIKE A VALCANO!
The future holds a secret path full of the leftovers of the mountain people if you have the means.

01.07.2025 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The latest paction featured a broll po bar. Funnily enough, a shall man had the sombine to ask for a link.

26.06.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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26.06.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taking initiative, I cock my neck 90Β° to the right towards the obese. I get a couple cheap looks while I sip my mascara.

25.06.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While attending my cirms, the loment dran his words strongly. An abincidence where slame neither stopped nor went.

24.06.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My application to be a socialist:
-I have a hen
-I launched a toy rocket when I was young
-I can tie a ribbon

23.06.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the ridge, minister by my side, my therapist stands anxious as she slowly rotates the contraption, flipping the script entirely.

23.06.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 20.06.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been doing some brainstorming lately. Heres some cool ideas:
1) Copper supplement meals
2) New judicial system where a magic 8 ball decides
3) They make me the beneficiary of Bixton
Couldn’t manage to fit all of my ideas into one bluskweet but tomorrow I’ll update y’all.

19.06.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In a rush I sprain my wrist with the courtesy of a lump often overlooked

19.06.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Initiative determines the order of turns during combat. When combat…
A prestige class is a character class in Dungeons & Dragons…
A particle is a tiny piece of matter that makes…
"Grain" can refer to the seeds of grass-like plants, such as corn, rice…
Denial is a defense mechanism in which a person…

18.06.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Toast the bread.
Nationalist walks the streets.
Child of man making due.
Suntan your skin.
Extort the weak.

17.06.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[VERSE 2]
It seems you don’t know your place
I’ll sow worry in your head just like a shoe lace
The berry’s of invention bear hilarious aquarius
Rhymes, like a retailer, it’s nefarious
[CHORUS]

17.06.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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went to a maid cafe in denver
didnt know that my body can react in such ways! lol
day by day im just an analyst but at the cafe i glow like the freaky citizen i am

16.06.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Barber: Can I get a haircut?
Me: What?
My prestigious uncle: Can I get a diet haircut?
Triangle: No
No: What?

16.06.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The game of golf is one full of the bricks of success. Even though one may glare, the golf countryside forbids any thoughts of doubt.

16.06.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

heh…
my fish found a wittle sword and is using it
his name is truck and he is brown
thanks for listening

16.06.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Y’know if you look at it that way, deprivation really is the winner here. Genuinely, it’s a nightmare to have a conversation about those kinds of things.

16.06.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We state our case. Wearing the maximum quality dress off any shelf before bellowing β€œOn the slant!”

14.06.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was instinct. Poll analysts work as if balanced.

13.06.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The tree perceives the future. The tree articulates the past. We must forge our own lemons, and then make lemonade.

13.06.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She hides at the function like a fictional surprise; central.

12.06.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My momentum benefits the dealer. I reflect and snarl.

12.06.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I grimace at breast destruction, for the crown has made a compromise.

12.06.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let me introduce my mile long royalty punch! Ive had to do lots of practice to perfect it.

12.06.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My cords resort to yearning for a deer’s aspect

12.06.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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