MILLIGRAMME

im drinking the food that makes you sleep

i have degenerated into a common nightleech

WHOOF! when youre tired and your inner monologue starts getting all biblicqual

a group of people are standing in front of a large screen with a picture of a man 's face projected on it . ALT: a group of people are standing in front of a large screen with a picture of a man 's face projected on it .

ICELANDERS are now BANNED from the internet

oh shit maybe all platforms with age restrictions should just automatically ban you if you use þ

idk i guess i cant talk cus i did this shit too but i was like 13 so maybe theyre just in my ex-boat

do you guys ever see someone casually use þ online? its so interesting to me. like, i wonder if they think they might actually make it catch on someday.

sounds like im putting it down but honestly i admire the persistence.

but also it is kind of goofy

why did they name all the captain underpants teachers shit like Mr. Erection

I think it's cool how much of a unique name Saudi Arabia has. You don't hear about many countries named Saudi Arabia but they make it work. Goated!

My theory Barack Obama Jewish
1. President ✅
2. Barack Hussein Obama —> Baruch Hashem Obama ✅

if legs were musical this horse would have a bad leg (on opposite day)

#showerthoughts

if when you jorjor well you make an animal farm, does jorjoring badly mean you make a human farm

I was taking a leak and the toilet bowl was starting to get full so I had to switch to my bath tub

its actually crazy that the guy who invented the neutron was called isaac neutron

They should make a movie called Penis Butter starring Jonah Hill

I found a fossil of a giant eyeball on the road (human foot for comparison in 2nd image)

I AMTHE LYNGENBERRY!!!

I am A bog I am a Bog
I am a fly I smell so I eat more and the rotten, fungal, juices, drip across my foliaged skin and now Only More am I a filthy Swamp
Fingers
Hairs
Membranes
This is Me and I am It.
I am Green and I am Mean I eat the Skins to find Withins
Sweet
Yum
Attractive
Fruit I like
buz buz

I will order A vaniccla ice cream

Big or Small?

My progeny will be famed as Bogatham and my chains cannot dissuade me from his fate.

The coyotes are maligned as their wood, front, back, round and center. The discus spins in a hurling manner it persuades our suns' trajectories. Let fire meet flame in an ironic collapse of the heavens. /:s.2wxY-qTofx:/

Thank you to @thehatistalking.bsky.social for inspiring today's post!

I ought to remark that the administration's expectations dilute the purity of the beast. Please fix.

I'm making a larger measurement

if i had a tendril

who tf put this mysterious green slime on my sock.

overrall, better experience than i expected. would commit this act again!

im very proud to represent a large share of the 'cumbaby' market on this site.

looked up cumbaby on bousky. 2 of the posts are from someone named k danger and theyre pretty funny, one of them is me, and theyre fourth is by someone named 'read my bio ;)' and hopefully that tells you what you need to know.