john

i don’t like you very much.

why are you referring to me in the third in a reply to my post.

opening my phone in public is always a gamble on my life.

bill shatner is visiting my city and i can’t see him, which is a shame.

YouTube video by Benjamin Rothove "I object to intellect without discipline..." -Spock

some of the crap he says is so beautiful it’d knock the socks off of any unwitting english teacher. youtu.be/0pCXuENwU5M?...

real spock fans get As in philosophy class.

dad says he’s giving me his old organ, so… no need! i have zero idea how much this one costs so i am calling it priceless, ha ha.

wow, what a month of gibberish can do to a guy.

sorry, anderson. my total net worth isn’t nearly high enough to be fishing for signed copies.

i might just have enough cash after christmas to snag myself a messed up copy of wise guy.

will the UVIC dorms let me bring in a $1200 electronic organ.

i’m taking up learning klingon.

jake, she's my lara croft.

this shit is no joke.

the ones that you like, goof.

probably your good ones.

jake, start ranting now.

i can’t even tweet about how much i hate clip champ. why does nothing work!

man, twitter is full-on breaking now.