Damned Goblin

That tracks. If they have a track record for anything so far, it has been for "not waiting for proof of anything at all really."

I think Petey is relying on a promise from Daddy to "un-court-martial" him. Daddy said that is a thing and Daddy said he would do it and Daddy doesn't lie. To me. I hope. This time.

I don't respond well to ultimatums. No, no I don't.

Not that one, it's not ripe yet.

Children obviously!

Is that one already taken? Okay how about the Patron Saint of Children of Parents who Deserve to Have their Kneecaps Ripped Off and Fed to Them.

What? Too specific?

As I understand it, Clinton owned slaves. Just, you know, the other kind. It's all in the Epstein files. Go ahead, release em. Prove me wrong.

Of course he was going to get mansplained to. He is wearing a dress. That's all it takes.

I am pretty sure that Trump bottoms. He bottoms for Putin, that's for sure.

Sounds pretty cool to me. I like explosions. Especially when they don't end with my bass boat on Fox News.

I wasn't "trafficking" okay? That was strictly personal use levels of cocaine. You don't know me.

Good thing I am green. They only murder the brown ones these days.

Who paid you to say that?

Can I get a piece of that?

My tum tum hurts
I think I have to poopies
Nah, I went twice already
But I feel full
Maybe its a fart
Its probably a fart
Just squeeze this out
That wasnt a fart
Fuck it, I just wont make eye contact. JD will clean me up when they leave.

Wasn't this Lex Luthor's plan for claiming new real estate? I don't think he planned for the smell.

Well he is terrified of a competent and charismatic leader. And you are smarter than him. And people follow you without being threatened or blackmailed. And you aren't standing in the literal shadow of mortality. And... you know, this could take a while and I am about out of characters.

For once I agree with him. Linda doesn't have anything to say that is worth staying awake for.

I mean if she was on some sort of pedophile task force, she could contribute a lot. And of course if it was an ANTI-pedophile task force, well she would be shackled and gagged for everyone's safety.

No Shirt, no shoes, no asylum?

My drug guy can beat up your drug guy!

I need you to get all the way off my back about the many many crimes I am committing.

Murica Fist! (We deported the A for looking Arabic and are detaining the r because it sounded latin)

It has gone from "Dude, you're getting a Dell!" to "Dude, you are getting Dell-ed real bad!"

Graph showing Atlantic storm activity for 2025. Shows 5 hurricanes and 8 tropical storms.

She knows we still have internet right? She knows we can look things up, doesn't she? Don't just lie when the RECORDING light is on, dipshit.

Well they both rot your brain but at least Syphilis has a cure. Trump will kill you.

Also Syphilis won't steal your wallet.

He wants everyone to know that he is SS before everything else.

Disgusting motherfucker.

Ma'am I don't know that we CAN issue a travel ban against South Dakota. As far as I know you aren't allowed on Tribal Lands in SD so there's that

Or were you referring to murderous leeches BESIDES you. Way to pull the ladder up behind you. Based on your crew I would think you were PRO murderers.

I would pay more than that for just the cover

I don't think that applies here. It's not a cognitive decline, he was always this stupid. This couldn't be more "It does what it says on the tin" if the MAGA hats had been written in emoji.

I assume he is talking about cocaine, to justify the bribes/pardons he is doing. Selling pardons is one thing but military strikes against your Venezualean competition? This boy plays Monopoly like Al Capone.

Nah, Lady Macbeth could feel remorse and guilt. Megyn is altogether comfortable with the blood on her hands.

Sir you are confusing "but what if there was a way this wasn't a criminal act" with "and then what happened." This is not a hypothetical question, it's an inquiry.

Also "Opportunity to run" is not reason to shoot.

Also if you are shooting unarmed people who can walk on water, you the devil.

You have to use smaller words with him.

What part of you went into the big machine with the hole in it?

Not being able to answer that question is a rather significant red flag really.

And Vice Versa!

Logically if the woman's purpose is to stay pregnant, the man's purpose is completed as soon as he makes a puddle. Purpose served, into the wood chipper with ya.

Maybe that's too harsh. How about this, Vasectomies come with a free Guillotine ride.

It's just logical.

It wasn't a gunboat. It was never a threat in the first place. It merited a response of "What's all this then?" at best.

You wouldn't have to ask "what do we do with the survivors of the explosion" if you don't explode their fucking boat in the first place.

It was more of a 3 step plan
1 Immunity
2 Do crimes. So many crimes. An embarrassing volume of crimes
3 Profit

It looks like it worked pretty by the numbers so far.