Damned Goblin

That is a nice sentiment but we all know that he wasn't fit to serve ten years ago. Personally I would like more insight into how the Intelligence Community said "Yes Russia is definitely doing things that will affect the outcome of our elections" and yet the FEC response was *shrug*.

At least they had skilled cinematography. The camera work was great. The Holocause denial? Not so good.

But you can't acknowledge the women, people will figure out that you are stealing their work.

Did you say "arrested and tried for crimes against humanity?"

Sorry, I must have heard you wrong.

Well he should sue them. The prompt was clearly "How do I commit arson and get away with it."

That's straight up false advertising :D

This looks believable to me for the Rapist-In-Chief. I just have to assume that either he had sex with her or raped her at some point. Once he gets his, he reliably forgets their name.

Important to clarify that rape is not sex, though he probably doesn't think there is a difference.

I am still seeing some genuine sentiment in the streets.

Yesterday I saw a Charlie Kirk vinyl sticker in the back window of a truck.

Couple days ago I saw a nice in memorium. Flanked by FOUR SWASTIKAS.

So yeah, somebody gives a shit. And they scare me.

Smells like false flag bullshit to me.

I find the opposite argument more upsetting.

"My mom thinks any woman who considers an abortion should be jailed and put to death. Is that the ONLY reason she kept me?"

Yeah but look at who you are talking about. They lack the skillset to convincing a jury that there was a link between the shooting and the injury.

Thank you Secretary Hegseth for documenting your War Crimes so openly and brazenly. This will make the trial go much faster.

Remember, ignorance of the law is not a legal defense. And you are one ignorant motherfucker.

Remember the lesson of Woodrow Wilson. If they can keep him stroked out and signing orders for two years, these chucklefucks will DEFINITELY try.

If you don't want to be hanged for treason, maybe don't do the treason-ing. Just a thought.

Television president is a good metaphor.

The second term brings to mind Fonzi in a leather jacket and swim trunks, jumping his motorcycle over a shark in a tank.

Except that isn't fair, the first season of Happy Days was GOOD.

And Fonzi wasn't a rapist.

That is part of the problem. It wasn't cheap. It was a huge waste of money
It was a terrible risk and threat to national security, for no benefit.
It was humiliating to people who have worked hard and risked their lives in the name of honor and duty. They were disrespected in a most shameless manner

Holy shit somebody actually found the ridiculously low bar and stepped up! How did we get here?

Ladies, Gentlemen, and miscellaneous Brethren! This is what a TRILLION DOLLAR PAY PACKAGE looks like. Not just the most money any single person ever earned, the most money one person has ever been paid! He singlehandedly tanked the value of his company, does that not deserve ALL OF THE MONIES?

Yet another impeachable offense that will be ignored because Tiny Johnson is just gonna shrug and say "Yeah I don't wanna." This is tantamount to Jury Nullification, but for our entire system of government.

Okay so let me get this straight. Starving kids don't matter to you. Fires don't matter to you.

What about starving kids who are also on fire? THEN will you give a shit?

Probably not. Pathetic little shit-weasel.

Well I am a filthy nasty little goblin who feeds on suffering so I would best describe my current state as "post-halloween-candy-gluttony-sugar-delirium." My eyeballs are buzzing and I think I might barf.

Could y'all bring it down a peg before I go into a coma?

If she did tho? Write a pulp action of Amelia whuppin Epstein ass. I would read that.

Thank you for clarifying.

I was just sitting here going "Who's this cunt?"

I think that is pretty rude of them to identify you as participating in Antif Anonymous. Do you not know what Anonymous means, bluey?

As to the Kirk Slaying, the unpleasant truth that conservatives are trying not to face is that this is not a side effect of 2A, it is it's purpose. Charlie had a clear political voice and someone used a gun to silence it.

The thousands of dead kids (that hurt to type) are the side effect.

You can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone who hates the Pedo-dant more than the guy who hit them with a dead cat.

That said, stop hitting people with roadkill they tell me. Is this still America? Loosen up. And maybe get yourself some of that flea and tick shampoo, you are going to need it

Diaper emergency with my daughter at the Celebrity Diner. It was bad. Real bad.
How bad?
She got Bette Davis' eyes.
Oh that is bad.
Not even the worst of it. Some of it went in Steven Tyler's mouth. They are going to have to bleach the ceiling. You have got to stop letting that kid eat hot sauce.

The term you are looking for is "Crimes Against Humanity." It is as bad as it sounds. If you look at the definition of what qualifies, you will find the list UPSETTINGLY FAMILIAR!

I hated being a baby. I couldn't reach SHIT!

I mean what are you going to do, impeach him?

I mean you can, it's a literal impeachable offense.

But will you? Will anyone?

That could be useful if you were going to address the white supremacist militia groups that infect the Pacific Northwest, but sending stormtroopers to Oregon sounds to me like you are just setting up a Nazi playdate. I am not hopeful that this will end well.