Kevin's first tram trip and he's fare evading smdh

genuinely one of the craziest experiences I've ever had on public transport

scared to take my knitting out on the tram in case someone asks if they can 'have a go' again

sick of my ankles. get it together

had the misfortune of driving a new car why is the visibility so bad. you expect me to rely on flashing light and bleep blorp instead of my eyes. wrong

caught

kev would do a better job of fielding than england i reckon

I definitely have some free time that weekend! I'll message you ☺️

Ooh what dates??

why is england so bad at cricket. didnt they invent it

Jo Weston hit me this ball and then said incredible catch, you're very coordinated. I will never recover

I'm a pickleball fan now

forgot my glasses but due to petulance i wont be going home to get them so i also wont be doing any work today since i cant see

mocked by the manta lover for looking at a turtle instead. sorry i think turtles are neat

heavy is the hand that hovers over the block button

its a real curse having this username sometimes

regret to inform you I have visible abs AND a good personality and nobody wants to split a mortgage with me

you and @hellostevenhere.bsky.social really should be friends

😭😭

no ears no ears

sick of my sloppy ligaments how do i get new ones

what if it knows you better than you know yourself

all birds are just some kind of guy

omg its the perfect crime

theyll find it. at the airport

turning to a life of crime so i can fund an airport train

i think i should be paid more because i am very cool and funny they need me around the office to lift morale

every day i do a new and fun crime

phrenology rules so hard actually. come here let me measure your head

watching the world athletics championships for the plot