Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy

Not delighted my parents are in the air right now en route to JFK

Pickled herring in sour cream is one of my favourite things

Made my burlesque debut at 48. Performed a solo in an international festival for the first time at 53 and as a featured artist at 56

Your grandkid might be interested. Your kid will think it’s the ugliest thing ever

Of course they are. So much easier than doing literally anything

The barely visible cover-your-ass quote marks are really pushing me over the edge

Oh that is disgusting

Living this right now. My parents are 83 and it’s really showing

Yeah that’s my take as well

WHY do they keep designing buildings that can only be used for these weird-shaped rooms?

May your Oma’s memory be for a blessing. Thank you for sharing this glimpse of her with us

Ok what do we have to do to get this to happen?

I’ve never been diagnosed with ADHD (two of my kids have been) but who really needs diagnosis when I went upstairs to get a cold pill, brought it downstairs, sat down to check my email, and now have no memory of whether I actually took it. I don’t see it anywhere, so I’m going to guess I did

This really resonated for me. Thank you, Rabbi

Ok I love this

My block finger is exhausted tonight

I wish

And this is the “free market” solution to Canada Post!

Why the hell did Purolator just mark my package of sweatpants as undeliverable, when it doesn’t need a signature and even if it did, I’ve been home all day???

My BIL is a pilot and honestly I find that he reassures me more often than not. He’s a super cautious person so when he feels comfortable I feel comfortable

I moved from New York to Vancouver in 2014 and while I love it here and am thrilled to now be a Canadian, I definitely encountered some wariness until I demonstrated that I was not going to assert American exceptionalism. Canadians are understandably skeptical of that attitude

I’m so sorry I wasn’t able to join you all this year!

Because I’m at work? And would like to breathe and swallow?

Mmmmmm, hot steaming drugs*

*Daytime NeoCitran

Vancouver folks: I need to organize a Board retreat for Saturday, Nov 8th and we are looking for a space that isn't just a board room but has some comfortable seating area, like couches, for 8-10 people. Any recommendations?

It’s actually going faster than I’d expected (I haven’t done this in years and I’d forgotten) but it is fingering weight on navy so it’s ready hard to see!

What a great picture

I have to knit an I-cord border around a whole-ass afghan

I want one!

Hahahahahahaggggghgggghhh SOB