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Jessica Gutteridge aka Hotsy Flashy

@gateau.bsky.social

Mother, Managing Director of The Improv Centre, mystery craver, rhinestone magpie, student of Yiddish, burlesque baby as Hotsy Flashy, ex-lawyer, forever NYer, knitter, nosher. She/her/Χ–Χ™. Vancouver πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒΈπŸ’œπŸ¦‹

1,060 Followers  |  995 Following  |  3,688 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023  |  2.3647

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Ooooh amazing!

10.02.2026 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post a banger that isn’t in English

youtu.be/fU-wH8SrFro?...

10.02.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So freaking cool!

10.02.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

friends. if I wanted to see all the white grievance meltdown tweets, I’d be on X

10.02.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 517    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

I was there last night and now I’m not, weird

09.02.2026 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Low points? Worst moments? What the fuck are you even doing here?

09.02.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So exciting to be mentioned!

09.02.2026 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀒

09.02.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That halftime show was so beautiful! Loved the theatricality, the cultural richness, the celebration of workers and street life. Joyful, inclusive, and filled with love and pride

09.02.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

STUNNING

09.02.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Disgusting. What a failure for the city

09.02.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I might need this

08.02.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You Can Call the Super Bowl the "Super Bowl" Are you going to a Big Game party on Sunday? Or perhaps going to watch the pro football championship game? Or take in the majestic splendor of theΒ Superb Owl? You can also just call it by its real

The reason no one says β€œSuper Bowl” has nothing to do with the law and everything to do with the massive amount of resources of the NFL. But its scare tactics don’t change the fact that you can totally say β€œSuperBowl.” www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

08.02.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Personally, I don’t understand people who even want to eat like that on a regular basis. Where is the variety? I’d be bored to death

08.02.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I worked for Atkins 20 years ago, just after Dr. Atkins died, and really if you’re doing it the way it’s written you eat quite a lot of green vegetables, fish, chicken, etc. But it was the bunless cheeseburger with a side of bacon that made the media splash so that’s what everyone remembers

08.02.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This parent commends you on a job well done

08.02.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would wear this

07.02.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

❀️🀍❀️🀍

07.02.2026 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't even understand what I'm looking at, only that it's drab and the proportions look not human

06.02.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dearest @ronhogan.bsky.social I am in possession of your wife and I may not ever release her

06.02.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A student smoking area and teachers smoked in the faculty lounge

06.02.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gorgeous!

06.02.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brb, going out for some furikake. Will elevate my usual avocado with a spoon game, which is rice vinegar and sea salt

05.02.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am certain that some of those gorgeous photos would make great promo

Also will happily do a bio rewriting session with you. I am sick of mine!

05.02.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh I’m so sorry. This sounds so much worse than what we had to deal with after Hurricane Sandy, an that was bad enough!

05.02.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Close to the water so probably getting more cool off of there

05.02.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weird, over here it's more like 13C, so only like April weather, not July

05.02.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love you so much! Brilliant

04.02.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well they may be slightly too snug but at least they come off easily

04.02.2026 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think tonight's sewing project shall be silver fringed breakaway booty shorts!

03.02.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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