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Kids: start to work on worksheet.
Discover it's mostly weird copy/pasted slop. Directions unclear. Some answers flat out wrong. Unable to actually work the worksheet.

Go back to class, ask teacher what to do.

Teacher: stop asking questions, it's homework, who cares, moving on

Pattern I've seen in school over and over.

Teacher: hands out worksheet as homework for kids to learn a topic for the current unit that they downloaded from the interwebs TeachersPayTeachers

The reason why we collect boxes of cables in the garage of obsolete tech is that capitalism extorts profit from specialized cables so consumers feel they have massive value, when, in reality, they are worthless

Elphie on alert

Elphie at rest

Now that's a story! 💯

They are pretty cool 😎
A guy at church has one. Very helpful vehicle.

Yeah, just avoid the '05-'13 3 Valve Triton V8 that clogs on dirty oil and destroys the engine.

And avoid the tiny turbo engine models.

If I wanted a vehicle where every engineering decision was made to cut mfg costs, I'd buy Ford

Mind you, the 08 pilot told me exactly which tire was low on the dash, and the light went off of the tire was aired up.

So I know they have the tech, but they made a decision to cut costs and abandon it and inconvenience the user.

Okay fine, if I add air to all tires will the light go off?
No. The warning light stays on, even if you turn the car off, even if you air up all tires.

What do I do then?
You have to go into the cars settings and hit "TPMS recalibration"

I love Hondas. Have an 08 pilot with 265,000 miles. Beautiful.

We got a 2019 CRV last summer.

Tire Pressure warning came on last night.
Okay fine, which tire is it?
2019 won't tell you since it doesn't actively monitor each tire. It takes a guess based on wheel speed/etc.

Everything built since about 2010 has been across the board crap quality

I used to laugh at this idea, but dammit, it makes more sense now

Had to replace my Honda AGM battery.
$300 for the mid range option.

All just to support the stupid auto-engine shutoff feature we always disable manually

Amazing way to destroy our society:
Make Americans too expensive to employ in any job.

Why do I avoid it in the moment and then later wish I had more time to work on it

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Treasure beyond any value.
Wow 👍👏💯💯

Beagle Bros Software for Apple IIe

Fun fact, a parent with unhealed trauma from their upbringing who listened to James Dobson on the radio in the mornings was advised by her counselor to stop listening to it because it caused even more negative emotions and spiraling

This was the entire U101 Sociology class thesis from Auburn's core classes

"You don't need to be afraid of the things you were afraid of when you were 5"

I love how they say "we took shop class out of high schools", but then don't say anything about putting funding in to put shop class back in high schools

Do you drink your cereal milk or did you grow up wealthy?

Traditional alpha leadership makes team collaboration impossible

"It won't take MY hair.
I'm built different, maybe even better than everyone else."
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Wait, are Black Holes cosmic Docker containers?

Getting happy about a movie souvenir cup from a fast food establishment.
What year is it? 1997?
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