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Especially if you have "Senior Intelligence Agent" in your bio.

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Shitposters

My small beautiful EDC object is a black Ögon Design aluminium card wallet. It also lasts forever, just bought a new one because after fourteen years of daily use the colour had started to fade and turns out I'm just shallow enough to convince myself to spend 30 euros on a new shiny wallet for that.

Shitpostaaja, shitpostaaja, shitpostaaja ja shitpostaaja

The Big Shitposter

The NeverEnding Shitpost

Frogs fighting fascists? Feels good man

A black and white cat with yellow eyes is sitting, slightly tilting his head while raising one paw forward, as if preparing to punch.

My punch is the strongest. Wanna try it?

Terminaattori-elokuvasarjasta tutun tappajarobotin kiiltävän metalliset kylmät, tunteettomat kasvot punaisena hehkuvine silmineen. Pelkällä vilkaisulla näkee, että tältä itseään alempien elinmuotojen sydämettömältä rankaisijalta ei armoa saa mikään eikä kukaan. Kuvan päällä teksti "inhimillisyyttä ja välittämistä" sekä kokoomuksen logo.

Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

“If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.”

Screenshot of David Simon interview SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

The only correct take on a fundamentally anti-human technology.

I mean, shit, even Gaiman isn't saying he's going to use the money to do more rapes.

Arvopohjaista totalitarismia 🫠

Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

Toivottavasti Orpo.

Mä sain kerran inan päälle 2k palkkapäivänä tilille kun oli sattunu iltavuoroo ja lauantaikeikkaa samalle kuulle sopivasti. Ei ollu internetoperaattorihelppariduuni hirveen hyvin palkattua ainakaan Nebulalla mutta so it goes. En ees tiedä miten päin olis jos tilille tulis *kolme* tonnia kerralla...

OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:

I am the General Counsel of Antifa.

Ne on hamppuuseja.

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social • 13h Gavin Newsom would take a puppy from an orphan, rip the puppy apart with his bare hands and eat it while the orphan screamed if he thought it would win him one vote in Wisconsin. ILLEGIT PREc @illegitprez.bsky.so... • 13h there is something wrong with you. cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social • 10h "anti far left" in bio, hard pass ILLEGIT PREc & E @illegitprez.bsky.so... • 10h no one invited you cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social that's my husband you dumb bitch

i love this website actually

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

According to the block lists I'm on I'm a zionist war apologist, maga trash, a porn bot and an ai hater. One out of four isn't bad I guess?

These people are evil. Never stop saying so. Don’t be intimidated into shutting up.

Mainio kolumni 😆

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

4-panel comic. (1) [person in front of window, shaped like a trapezoid with a curved top] This weekend, I had to make an oversized screen for a porch window. (2) [person sitting with hands on head surrounded by images of assorted equations and measurements] It involved countless tiny problems, each somehow way harder than it should be. Oblique angles. Curved edges. Noncoplanarity. (3) [person in front of window with screen on it, with building detritus strewn on the ground] ...I solved them all. I measured precisely. I did trigonometry. I made custom parts. And it fit *perfectly.* No gaps, no ripples. (4) [person typing at computer] I know that your foundation normally limits its purview to physics, medicine, peace, chemistry, and literature. However, if you review the attached photos showing how well the screen fits into the...

Window Screen

xkcd.com/3151/

Bari Weiss, CBS News, 1965

- New art in @jewishcurrents.bsky.social
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Menipä hassusti aivo jumiin tän kysymyksen kanssa. Kyselin että löytyiskö tämmösiä muistoja, aivo totes että ei löydy yhtään mitään mut ettei ihan tyhjin käsin jäädä niin kelpaisko parin sekunnin klippi The Terminator-elokuvasta jossa Arska ettii Saara Kunnaria puhelinluettelosta? Close enough?

I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)

1950’s style clip art of a woman winking. Written beneath: Only dickheads and fascists use A.I.