Seb

*poke* What have I told you about incidental relative compliments of evil people in public posts?

If I have infinite capacity and I place a ball at the top of a ramp, it’s not because I’m generously tolerant of slow ramp rolling, it’s because I want it exactly that way, the start and the arc at that particular pace. So why “patience”? Why the tone of sufferance in general? 2/2

I think about this occasionally, so I’m curious to have your take:
To have created time in the first place—the mechanisms of change—suggests a desire per se for that arc. 1/2

The cause comes first. We take what’s left.

I think James is correct here.

Not too bad a result, folks. ^_^ Nicely done.

Mostly, yes. There are some.

“[LOOK AT THESE BRUISES! Have you no shame?!]”

I mean, these are fair points. But I have yet to see you get adequate veg into a bagel.

Too much disrespect is bad for you. We’re just helping you be a good brat.

I don’t recall asking anything, rabbit. ^_^ 😘

Too disrespectful, doggo. Punishment will follow.

Pickles are an insidious way of life. If you invite them in, you may yourself end up pickled. In legal terms, it’s called “opening the door”.

Of course they are! See, @lawsomepup.bsky.social , SOMEONE gets it!

You *would* say that, you pickle-lover. Behold, everyone: the problem!

THE PICKLES MUST STOP

Sam is trying to pickle you, to preserve you forever as a mushy partly-dissolved ex-cucumber. Nice try, Sam. You’re welcome, pup.

It’s not hard to be laughing and sad. 🤡

Note the difference between “it’s sad” and “I’m sad”. … but yes, I was a bit sad about how sad it was, too.

I protest: This foundation for performative combative banter will not support the ramifications you are implying I should add. So instead: I will now simply tickle you.

This doofus of mine was yelling at me not to come on here and “defend myself”. Typical narrative monopolization from the sub caucus.

23rd century depictions will characterize me as a troll descending from the mountains to hurl hydrationist invective at villagers.

This one is wholly accurate. This has been dom reality check. Thank you for tuning in.

This is wildly exaggerated in all respects, but my boy is a weird boy and I love him, yes.

This thread is a masterpiece. You’re both amazing. 🤣😂🤣

In which the results are explained

Next time you’re here, I’m spanking you and banning cheezits.

I think the obvious joke to make here is not quite safe on Bluesky yet.

Ah yes, the two genders: cheezits and going hungry

A little gender wandering will do you good.