Don’t let Phillip anywhere near your porthole. Don’t worry Bunty should be fine.

It’s a case of
Izzy Wizzy
let’s spread bigotry

You’re just the man the bbc needs. Fill that opening!

Thick lizzy looks like she’s been sucking something awful.

That’s the first decent lyrics she’s come up with in 40 years. Hardly a wordsmith

Less warlock more complete cock

Did you go as Jeremy vine on your bike swearing at motorists?

Fake!?? Who the hell looks after ramrod if you’re fake?

a man is saying oh boy is this great ! ALT: a man is saying oh boy is this great !

You’re my hero!!

I thought the Palace of Westminster was a Chinese takeaway.

I fink he talks cents

There’s a certain royal that would never stop pegging Maggie or not!

We could make them all peddle home but it can’t be a moonless night.

Hear Hear Sir Michael!
We and the rest of the country are completely behind you! Bring on an election!!

MASHED POTATO!!!!

Lick it! Lick it! Lick it off!

What a stunner! I’ll have to pop into the shop and see if her baps are nice and soft.

You could ask Farage to pop along and spout a loud of old bollocks

Dear God.
Imagine that fat, sweaty gimp.Drunk,swearing while he pumps away like a cold wet fish. 🤮🤮

50 shades of blonde. Cretin

Ricky Hatton. Just terrible news

Well done all of you for standing up for your rights!
And….. any chance of Simple Sallys phone number?

I nearly spat my coffee all over the screen...thank you @larryandpaul.bsky.social

He could fluff Farages flagpole

Some fucker please press the golden buzzer!!

What a mob! And the bloke 4th from the right seems to have lost his thumb

You’re not wrong Sir Michael. The absolute dream team

He lives in celebrityland where everything is fine and dandy

Why didn’t they marry in England? What’s wrong with England?

Well done on getting your invitation. I’ve ordered extra union flags from China in anticipation of a good old ruckus