Neko Ashi

I didn’t recognize it at first…

Literally EVERYONE is braver than Republicans. Baristas. Mothers. Frogs.

Waitttt? We were supposed to be PAID to protest? Sign me up!
#nokings #nokingsday #firstamendment #protest #politicalsatire #politicalhumor

I just came across a video on the Ticky Tocks of my daughter stealing wine from my fridge. In 2020. She thought I wouldn’t find out, but I did.

Wasn’t it just wonderful?! Hello, neighbor!

And yet, it’s nothing new. We’re just noticing it for the first time. I heard someone say of his teenage son “boys will be boys.” And I said, “until you teach him to be a man.”

Durham loves America and doesn’t want a declining king in a diaper. #nokings #durhamnc #durham #nokings #firstamendment #protest #october18

The verdict is in. Durham, NC loves America. And doesn’t want a declining dictator.

Warning: It only works when you’re white. Ask Trayvon.

Another man having his life RUINED by a woman who he abused.
#jeffreyepstein #epsteinfiles #princeandrew #misogyny #releasethefiles #women #politicalcomedy

Republicans calling people “terrorists who hate America “ is a new thing. But only for white people.
#whiteprivilege #nokingsday #nokings #firstamendment #politicalcomedy #politicalhumor

If Pam Bondi stood up and screamed, “Yes I saw the pictures and man they were bad!” it would not have been more clear. It’s worse than we realize.
#pambondi #epsteinfiles #jeffreyepstein #releasethefiles #politicalhumor #protectgirls

We accept that men are essentially vapid babies with no reasoning sense when convenient. Then insist they are leaders.
#misogyny #youngrepublicans #jdvance #politico #girlmath #woman #politicalcomedy

I see “Gator” has missed the point entirely! And only Gator. So let me draw you a picture: The same society that pretends middle aged men are too babyish to behave & understand basic things also insists little girls are old enough to use sexually.

So these middle-aged “young Republicans” were just a bunch of BOYS having a little laugh?
#politicalhumor #youngrepublicans #jdvance #politico #misogyny

That’s why I asked instead of assuming. I thought there was confusion. 😂

Expand on this comment please. What is the relevance on how old he looks (or me if referring to me) when the point of the video is adult men being called “boys” whenever they’re caught harming someone.

Just a wee lad, no doubt. When convenient.

Middle aged men are boys, while teen girls are women.
#misogyny #womensissues #politico #epsteinfiles #youngrepublicans #jdvance #shadyvance

I’m at the “talking to my cat in weird accents” faze of singledom. Today we are Cajun. “You gon’ get dat birdie, mon cherie?”

Is there a “sensitive” way to say you like Hitler, like rape & think black people are monkeys? Young Republicans want to know.
#politicalhumor #politicalsatire

He had better cover this up. Some creep might come grab him by it.
#politicalhumor #politicalcomedy

These are not smart people. But they vote. And we didn’t. Or at least, not enough of us.
#politicalhumor

Are YOU hot enough to serve? Let’s ask Pete.
#Politicalsatire

Everything is fine. Weep weep…
We coulda had Kamala.
#politicalhumor

Timeline Cleanse!
Happy Caturday!
She’s helping me with my tax prep.
#cat #catlover

Timeline Cleanse!
Who’s looking at you, kid?
#cat

Something tells me “unity” ends the *minute* they get a bailout.
#politicalsatire

So very close to being an “annual physical” like they said all week…

RFK Jr. has more to say about autism. Alas.
#autismawareness #rfkjr #politicalsatire