Piratedude

What kind of bitch ass pussy needs to tazer old man walking out of a room?

The discovery tab has some of the least funny people I’ve seen

Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine WASHINGTON—Contradicting the long-held belief that they would just go off and destroy anyone who tried to mess with them, a Department of Health and Human Services report published Thursday revealed that U.S. males would be on average 4,000 percent less effective in a fight than they imagine. “Despite the typical American male’s conviction that he would viciously beat down anyone who came at him and end the whole thing with one punch, we found that in the event of an actual violent altercation, most adult men would almost certainly injure themselves far worse than any assailant,” read the 80-page report, which went on to confirm that nearly all American males would be unable to execute a single maneuver they envision themselves capable of performing, be it an uppercut, a roundhouse, or grabbing an opponent by the back of the neck and smashing his face down into the bar. “Predictions of being amped up on massive adrenaline rushes or having multiple friends jump in to back them up are similarly unfounded, with over 75 percent of confrontations instead projected to end with panicked apologies or pleas to be let out of a headlock.” The report stated, however, that the majority of men correctly estimate that such fights would last a total of six seconds.

Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine
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Based promo choke that cope motherfucker out

I need me some ass

let me make myself clear

These ads are relatable I want to spend money

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These ads fucking suck

E-sex call that 4th at 400000 yards

Dude you can fucking fry your attention span with quad YouTube screens

Yeah I’m looking forward to the super “bowl”

It’s a coin flip whether Ghostface Killah has the lamest or hardest verse

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal WASHINGTON—In an effort to assuage any fears over the constitutionality of the Trump administration’s flurry of executive actions, a D.C.-area think tank called The Himmler Institute reportedly assured the nation Monday that this is all perfectly legal. “We’ve studied the total legality of far-reaching executive actions for decades, and we can guarantee that everything happening […]

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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38 Spesh spits like he’s a standup comic

I get why people say Conway is the best in Griselda. I’m still a Benny guy but the Conway special is iconic.

Happy anniversary to me pushing your shit back

We should rename 2pm to 2pac

Yo this is popping off.

Buy $Trump it’s going to fucking moon

This tweet could be from any point between 2002-2025

I feel like getting a neurolink from the richest, most powerful anti-semetist in the world

Shout out to Big Bill that dude is fuckin big

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

hey guys, I've noticed a lot of people saying unfair things about John since the dokapon incident.

I feel a need to state that John is my best friend, and personal hero.

John could have won anytime, but let me win cause John knows I am sad and have nothing else.

hope this clears things up

Woolie

Disco Elysium : Robert Kurvitz : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive Support the original creators, such as Martin Luiga on Patreon, instead of lining the pockets of the CEO that illegally used funds from the company's own...

Alright I've been informed that Disco Elysium is on the internet archive. It says by Robert Kurvitz but was uploaded by someone named Kim Duboise. Downloaded it myself and seems legit. Likely the most ethical way to acquire the game.

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Poor @patstaresat.bsky.social isn’t feeling well today. :(

Cheese Stick Wrappers Piled On Desk Like Shed Skins Littering Cobra Pit

Cheese Stick Wrappers Piled On Desk Like Shed Skins Littering Cobra Pit

I wanna fuck I wanna fuck