The good thing about vampires is that they can remember historical events accurately. Instead of ChatGPT, ask a local nightcrawler

And here I’d buy it on that premise alone

Charizard was named after the creator Charlotte Zardonia

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I don’t wanna have to hide autistic trans people in my attic! How annoying is that gonna be ffs! Yes, the nazis can hear your fka twigs from up there

Every sociopolitical moment somehow circles back to Starbucks

Global power will shift hands.
The US will end up isolated at best, with too much damage in too many domestic areas to begin restoring faith with the rest of the world.
Billionaires will still pull the strings.

The military will have an internal conflict as people defect, and other factions will pop up within the military.
Foreign plants will become more apparent and obvious.
A huge event cementing the splintering of the main party will happen in 2-4 years. (3/?)

The party in power will begin to splinter into smaller secret factions if that isn’t already the case.
Democratic voices will be silenced and leaders will disappear.
This will drown out dissension. There’s already a lot of noise, this will destroy it.
(2/?)

How I foresee the US in near future.
Civilians will disappear. The loud voices against the administration.
Because a lot of the loud voices are still right wing it will again be used against the left, although the left is not in power.
Civilians will carry out violence amongst civilians. (1/?)

These are the people who made piñatas of a lynched Obama. The people who said “blow up everyone in the Middle East” (quote from a kid in middle school). They say “transgenderism” should be punished. And now they’re going to act like they’re the civil ones when the violence strikes back at them

So… this is ai

What software?

You can sleep now

Ok I just realized what day it was

Yo whaaaat you’re so fast!

Oh 100%

I’m starting to think the messiah isn’t coming…

What happened to Caroline polachek?

Ohhh they’re the Halloween (2021-2023) guys. Yeah I caught up with them this year. (Why wasn’t Jaime Lee on the list?)

I’m sorry to these men I don’t know who they are. But apparently I liked them

This is 2025

Me, a nerd, who can only imagine they’re talking about the Steam app, “yeah there are a lot of sales going on right now”

This life we live. It could have been an email

They were so quick with Mangione but we still don’t know much about the guy who shot Trump in the ear idk fuck it I guess

Two oysters a bagel and 2 double vodka tonics I’m ready to get this corporate trivia game started

Prayers, gospel music, the lord, and heavily droopy balls

A drag queen was mean to me again

All is right with the world

Don’t go defying gravity, stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to

There were more lgbts at the Monday night Wicked than the Barbie movie