You can sleep now

Ok I just realized what day it was

Yo whaaaat you’re so fast!

Oh 100%

I’m starting to think the messiah isn’t coming…

What happened to Caroline polachek?

Ohhh they’re the Halloween (2021-2023) guys. Yeah I caught up with them this year. (Why wasn’t Jaime Lee on the list?)

I’m sorry to these men I don’t know who they are. But apparently I liked them

This is 2025

Me, a nerd, who can only imagine they’re talking about the Steam app, “yeah there are a lot of sales going on right now”

This life we live. It could have been an email

They were so quick with Mangione but we still don’t know much about the guy who shot Trump in the ear idk fuck it I guess

Two oysters a bagel and 2 double vodka tonics I’m ready to get this corporate trivia game started

Prayers, gospel music, the lord, and heavily droopy balls

A drag queen was mean to me again

All is right with the world

Don’t go defying gravity, stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to

There were more lgbts at the Monday night Wicked than the Barbie movie

Day 154, Hot to Go is still stuck in my head

There’s a twink party at my house in an hour and they want “something newer than Brat” what does that mean??

Where is it streaming? I want to see it so bad but not for $20

Am I an eyelash person
Y/N

They said “wear pleather shorts” I said “oh, so Velma”

Jinkies!!

Is it age or taste where Stifler was the hot one in American Pie but now I’m into Finch?

Every time I suck a dick some bitch calls me a faggot