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It ain't easy bein' cheesy...

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Art by โ€ข Ted Nasmith

24.01.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1790    ๐Ÿ” 252    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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Art by โ€ข Yoshitaka Amano

14.10.2023 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 189    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Art by โ€ข Jeff Yesh | Published in 1995

22.10.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 179    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
the vitruvian man drawing (pixelized) by leonardo da vinci with the words 'game over' overlaid in thick black font.

the vitruvian man drawing (pixelized) by leonardo da vinci with the words 'game over' overlaid in thick black font.

mary shelley's frankenstein, game over screen, genesis (1994) www.mobygames.com/game/22923/m...

19.10.2025 08:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 106    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Rep Eric Swalwell says "when we're in the majority, ICE masks coming off"

Rep Eric Swalwell says "when we're in the majority, ICE masks coming off"

the perfect liberal statement

when you vote us back in, we'll give the gestapo nametags

17.10.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1221    ๐Ÿ” 236    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
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French's Worcestershire Sauce - 1 Gallon is $6.89 on Amazon buff.ly/RQQye6O #ad

17.10.2025 05:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 488    ๐Ÿ” 214    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 72

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

07.10.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10764    ๐Ÿ” 4895    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 190    ๐Ÿ“Œ 330
Takuhito Kusanagi

Takuhito Kusanagi

Takuhito Kusanagi

08.09.2025 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 184    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Help!

20.08.2025 07:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 199    ๐Ÿ” 105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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when you, years out from an election, say "i will vote for that triangulating shitbag throwing minorities under the bus because they'll still be better than the other guy" you need to understand that the triangulating shitbag is Watching You: "they'll still vote for me! no need to change course!"

17.07.2025 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8042    ๐Ÿ” 1559    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 111    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63

Isreal beat and choked one of your constituents and were still holding him as a political prisoner when you voted to give them more weapons, you feckless fucking show dog

31.07.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 295    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
H.R. Giger, 1989

H.R. Giger, 1989

H.R. Giger, 1989

30.07.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 169    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Disneys the Gummi Bears

Disneys the Gummi Bears

If I saw these guys in the woods I wouldnโ€™t be a fucking narc but I sure as shit wouldnโ€™t let them talk to me

11.07.2025 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 826    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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Penguin Point
Plymouth, IN

08.07.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 434    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Art by โ€ข Ken Kelly

07.07.2025 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 200    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The text preview opens "Charles, I'm gay."

The text preview opens "Charles, I'm gay."

easily the funniest political fundraising text I've ever received

01.07.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 373    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
male corpses in red futuristic armour are floating in water as females in white armour look down at them. text reads: male defeat (male symbol to the left)

male corpses in red futuristic armour are floating in water as females in white armour look down at them. text reads: male defeat (male symbol to the left)

gender wars, game over screen (male), dos (1996) www.mobygames.com/game/4605/ge...

30.03.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1794    ๐Ÿ” 550    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

One of Bidenโ€™s biggest failures was letting this creep skate. If you canโ€™t make a case for replacing a SCOTUS judge who is kept as a pet by a billionaire, you deserve prostate cancer

30.06.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Trump admin in a nutshell; in order to justify their own mistake, theyโ€™re going to release a violent felon with five deportations so he can testify against the guy with no criminal record they mistakenly deported.

In other words, the story is always more important than the principle.

29.06.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5622    ๐Ÿ” 2338    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 159    ๐Ÿ“Œ 79
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patreon request, nanao from robot alchemic drive

21.06.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 964    ๐Ÿ” 332    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A wombat undermined our house to build his burrow.

Nearly $50k in foundation repairs, plus $200 in chicken wire to keep him out.

Now heโ€™s done the same thing to the shed, so $5k to build a new shed on the other side of the property.

Here he is, old Fat Bastard himself..

Edit: itโ€™s wild how many people are suggesting we โ€œget ridโ€ him... Apart from it being very much illegal, the idea would just never even cross my mind. Itโ€™s his home too.

Heโ€™s now settled in his new burrow, and our house is wombat-proofed. The worst he does now is dig up my potatoes.

A wombat undermined our house to build his burrow. Nearly $50k in foundation repairs, plus $200 in chicken wire to keep him out. Now heโ€™s done the same thing to the shed, so $5k to build a new shed on the other side of the property. Here he is, old Fat Bastard himself.. Edit: itโ€™s wild how many people are suggesting we โ€œget ridโ€ him... Apart from it being very much illegal, the idea would just never even cross my mind. Itโ€™s his home too. Heโ€™s now settled in his new burrow, and our house is wombat-proofed. The worst he does now is dig up my potatoes.

There's a thread on AskReddit asking, "People who have had to drain their lifeโ€™s savings on a single event, what happened?"

99% of the answers are depressing American stories about medical bills, 1% is an Australian who found a wombat burrowing under their house.

16.06.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12136    ๐Ÿ” 2520    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 168    ๐Ÿ“Œ 125
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Art by โ€ขHitoshi Yoneda

15.06.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 320    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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