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Nine Inch Nailentine's Day

brb, perching him beside the toilet in my farmhouse-chic guest suite

as far as public art goes, those "winteractive" seesaws in DTX are an unparalleled hit. walk by at any hour & you'll find a gaggle of teens filming a TikTok while attempting to catapult their buddy into Boston Harbor (or at least the Macy's overhang)

gracias señor bunny

there were nights when the wind was so cold

Holyoke Massachusetts babyyy

YES mr. bunny

Bieber on his Sidney Gish shit tonight

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

FOOD & DINING Beloved walrus penis stolen from N.J. cheesesteak icon. Owner is blubbering mad. Updated: Jan. 07, 2026, 7:09 a.m.| Published: Jan. 07, 2026, 7:00 a.m. A beloved walrus penis bone (yes you read that correctly) has been stolen from Donkey's Place in Camden.

Every word, a stepping stone on an amazing journey.

january catches me by surprise every time. no way to see it coming. furthermore, i will be taking it personally. thank you

nature's ADU ❤️

Cosmo (beautiful cyclops king) ringing in the new year while perched atop a record player

the energy i'm bringing to 2026

[trying to get friends to use BlueSky] no, seriously, try it again after you've taken one Mucinex D. it's unreal

new George Civeris special copes with the loss of monoculture by taking aim at 32-year-old Caroline Polachek-listening city-dwellers for the better part of an hour. delightful stuff

Roasted... in New England (as seen @ Nationa Museum of Natural History)

if you reply unkindly to my posts

Computer Wealthy

is he... you know...

sign outside a strip club in Athens: "see smell taste tonch hear" tonch❤️

incredibly compelling strip club sign promises to awaken the little-known fifth sense: tonch

okay, clearly it is time to release a few more bangers from the vault

BEST HAM in the airport sign @ BCN

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

ᵈᶦⁿᵍ 𝒹ₒₙ𝓰 ᵈᶦⁿᵍ 𝒹ₒₙ𝓰 ᵈᶦⁿᵍ 𝒹ₒₙ𝓰 ᵈᶦⁿᵍ

ₒₒₒₒₒₒₒ ᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ

ₒₒₒₒₒₒₒ ᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ᵎ

ᵈᵒᵒ⁻ᵈᵒᵒ 𝒹ₒₒ₋𝒹ₒₒ ᴅᴏᴏ-ᵈᵒᵒ⁻𝒹ₒₒ

[ᵒᵖᵉⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᵒᵘᵗʰ ᵃ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵗᵒᵒ ʷᶦᵈᵉ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵃ ˢⁿᵃᵏᵉ ᵘⁿᵇᵘᶜᵏˡᶦⁿᵍ ʰᶦˢ ʲᵃʷ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵃᵗ ᵃⁿ ᵉᵍᵍ]
SIIIIMPLY HAAAAVIIING—

ᵈᶦⁿᵍ 𝒹ₒₙ𝓰 ᵈᶦⁿᵍ 𝒹ₒₙ𝓰 ᵈᶦⁿᵍ 𝒹ₒₙ𝓰 ᵈᶦⁿᵍ

ₒₒₒₒₒₒₒ ᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ

ₒₒₒₒₒₒₒ ᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ ᵎ

ᵈᵒᵒ⁻ᵈᵒᵒ 𝒹ₒₒ₋𝒹ₒₒ ᴅᴏᴏ-ᵈᵒᵒ⁻𝒹ₒₒ

the indisputable star power of the lone orange line train decked out in red & green LEDs

YouTube video by Dan Perlman I Got Hired as a Michael Bublé Impersonator (For Some Reason) | BEING BUBLÉ

My friend Dan Perlman made this short doc about being hired to impersonate Michael Bublé at a party and it’s so funny and good. (And my other friend Charlotte produced it!!!)

oh we lean into that

gargoyles and grotesques too. let me put a bunch of little guys on my house

20 minutes into the new Knives Out i have determined that we need to bring stained glass back in a big way. lead content be damned

How to quit Spotify This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative

Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.

So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:

Dunkin Sans