Rory Blank

Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox

This is just how we do things out here in the southwest, you yankee cityslickers wouldn’t understand what it’s like spicing up your dayparts t keep the coyotes away

Instagram ad from "conagratoodservice" with a stylized drawing of a cowboy on a horse silhouetted against a setting white sun and yellow sky. There is a can of beans in the foreground with a black label - a yellow banner at the top reads Appetite Pleasin' next to a drawing of a boys face licking his lips, next to a starburst labeled Real Western Flavor. White stylized letters say RANCH STYLE BEANS. Above the drawing are the words Spice up every daypart with a serving of horseback riding across open plains

hey quick question!! Can anyone else see this? Is this real? Am I having an episode? Is this occurring? Am I dead? Am I dead and this is hell?

It should legally count as malpractice to lose to these people

Similarly, I decided to make a concerted effort to make a career in comics because I wanted to quit my last job but was sick of writing cover letters

gary jay is good

I never watched the match and only noticed today from looking at the photos again, that the time Warhorse tore his mouth open, he was fighting Gary Jay

secretlab gamer euthanasia chair

I am happy to share this beautiful world with you

I also won

I think it’s nice that everyone thinks they won in this

Peter thiel looking normal

Peter Thiel looking sweaty and with way too much of his skull visible under his skin

Faces of meth

You absolutely do not need to use artificial intelligence to find this information, and will receive less reliable information if you do

You can find videos of him from the 2000s where he barely stammers at all.

Shaking and sweating and stammering while giving multi hour lectures about his personal research about the antichrist.

Like I don’t actually know this to be true, I don’t have a source for this, all I know is he looks and talks like my old neighbor who was constantly screaming at 5 AM and playing an electric keyboard

So Peter Thiel is a tweaker right? That’s what’s happening with that dude isn’t it?

daisy commercials imply that people are having entire sour cream themed parties. people are dipping chips and hamburgers and all kinds of things into sour cream. i bet the u.s. still owns a lot of those islands mostly made of guano deposits that we could give them for free. they’d love it

he killed a million people

This is how it works

I know if I just keep making comic strips every day that eventually I’ll make one so good they’ll give me the key to the city so it’s okay if most of them are bad

You know the part where danzig is fantasizing about getting jacked off by rfk jr’s aunt

RFK jr’s sexting looks like the parts of Bullet by The Misfits that aren’t about RFK jr’s uncle getting his wig getting split

I love how much of the internet is various nerds arguing about how to be normal,

There’s bespoke animations for hitting them in the testicles

I understand and appreciate why MachineGames put a disclaimer in their Indiana Jones game that the game is depicting nazis for entertainment purposes and does not endorse them, but I want to know who would otherwise see the game where you smack nazis with shovels and think it’s an endorsement

4 weeks from now Donald Trump turns on Zohran but not for being left wing, but because in this time Trump has become a fervent anti revisionist mlm and keeps saying Mamdani is a distraction to placate people from real revolution

I think he’d really emphasize the E

I want to make it absolutely clear I am not comparing Trump to Kim Jong Un, I think that’s an incredibly reductive and hacky thing people do, I just think he’d say juche in a way that’s funny

Imagining Donal Trump saying he is now following the shining path of Gonzalo thought.