Rory Blank (on vacation)

Thinking about becoming a “parapolitics” guy

i just googled the words “government murder”

If you rubes saw what i saw your head would explode this is some real mind freak shit

Also you’re all spies

Bad movies are just Good movies with the right mindset.

And didn't figure out it was that shot until you mentioned it because I was misremembering the shot as being the ending of a movie and I know it's not the ending of Cure.

if you describe movies as "guilty pleasures" or "so bad it's good" i think you are a repulsive swine creature and i do not want to talk to you

Actually I think I was conflating that shot from Cure and the ending of Gonin where that one dude is dead on the bus

no

no

no

absolutely not

I saw a screening of the movie just last week, and there was definitely not a shot of full penetration in that movie

the memory isn't a new scene in the movie mars attacks, it's in that one scene where two people are in a trailer park having sex and then notice some martians outside and scream, but i remember it featuring explicit genital to genital contact, which it definitely didn't

maybe it was real somehow; i lived in a small town in georgia and i watched it on vhs, maybe someone somewhere put half a second of porn into the copy i watched. that really doesn't seem likely, but it's the only plausible scenario i can think of for it really happening.

No it absolutely is not

i know it can't be true but i have a distinct memory from my childhood of seeing full penetration in the movie mars attacks

Tools are fine, but tools are also things we use with intention to solve particular tasks.

If you're out here using LLMs like Homer Simpson in the episode where he gets a gun, and destroying your cognitive functions and/or grip on reality in the process, people should judge/mock you harshly.

now finally you can spend $350 to see the wizard of oz but it looks like shit and it's in a stupid building

i think the real moral here is

the flenser

whereas my copies of God's Country and also Cool World by Chat Pile both arrived like 30 hours before street date

expected to arrive at my house august 6th

when you preorder an album it either comes in like three days before the album is officially released and available in stores or five days after

A brain in a jar, wearing a fedora and smoking a cigarette stands on a table. In narration it says "Another homicide. I arrive at the scene to look at the body, but all I see is myself." Another panel, closer on the brain, the voice over continues, "then it hit me like a ton of nutrient paste being dumped on my cortex." A third panel, still showing the brain in a jar, in the exact same spot, this time from a medium shot, tighter than the first, but not as tight as the second, continuing the narration, the brain says "If the only thing I can know for certain is real is me, then I had to be the killer. And the victim. *bang*" The brain is now bleeding slightly. "Ah- you- I got me." "It never gets any easier." At the bottom of the panel, a title appears "Detective Brain In A Jar. Fridays at 7 on QVC3"

Detective Brain in A Jar

to be clear, yes, qvc3 is a brand extension of the home shopping network that makes narrative tv shows

good, clean, legible gags

A brain in a jar, wearing a fedora and smoking a cigarette stands on a table. In narration it says "Another homicide. I arrive at the scene to look at the body, but all I see is myself." Another panel, closer on the brain, the voice over continues, "then it hit me like a ton of nutrient paste being dumped on my cortex." A third panel, still showing the brain in a jar, in the exact same spot, this time from a medium shot, tighter than the first, but not as tight as the second, continuing the narration, the brain says "If the only thing I can know for certain is real is me, then I had to be the killer. And the victim. *bang*" The brain is now bleeding slightly. "Ah- you- I got me." "It never gets any easier." At the bottom of the panel, a title appears "Detective Brain In A Jar. Fridays at 7 on QVC3"

Detective Brain in A Jar

Sidewalks are for parking electronic scooters in the middle of, perpendicular to the flow of foot traffic so you have to walk over or around the scooter

I genuinely believe that people choose to walk in bike lanes next to sidewalks instead of on the sidewalk because they're so conditioned by cars that they think roads are the place for all travel, ergo if you're traveling on foot you belong on the small side road

And?

also holy shit what kind of freak buys a billboard to promote their 6k follower paid blue check twitter account

part of the escalation of the conflict is the owner may or may not have offered free crab rangoon to the first person to tag it

and leaving them a positive review if you appreciate the place.