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Jordan Rivers

@jordanriversnz.bsky.social

Yes, I'm the guy from that thing. Actor πŸŽ₯ Vlogger🀳🏻 Director 🎬 If it costs you your inner Peace, its too expensive. 🌿🌾

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Bro does luxon do anything? At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to take credit for the inventing of the wheel 🀦

29.10.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is literally the best endorsement a tax plan could possibly have πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

27.10.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Now watch as Luxons Govt does everything they can to make you think a more fair tax plan and free doctors visits is a bad thing.

27.10.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is your reminder that the Luxon Govt is anti-worker and whilst they give themselves tax breaks and do nothing for the cost of living, they also see your day off, as a joke.

25.10.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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This absolute buffoon held an international summit for investors and nobody invested 🀦

24.10.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

Shoutout to all those who have turned out to support workers today. Either through social media posts or in person at the rallys, we are taking a stand today to show this government, Aotearoa stands with workers.

22.10.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MEGA STRIKE: With so many weather cancellations, if you're able to attend a rally for our workers tomorrow, take photos, films videos, make posts! There will be less media coverage so we need to make sure we cover it!

22.10.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. November through September are simply Breast Awareness Months.

21.10.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I posted the publicly available submissions results for the RSB. Apparently, sharing data is considered "shit stirring" to national supporters 🀦

13.10.2025 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Just for clarity, the unemployment numbers under this government may look terrible, but keep in mind, Luxon has driven tens of thousands of Kiwis overseas as well, so its actually far worse. These numbers are just the ones that couldnt leave.

08.10.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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Reminder: National has always taken the side of Apartheid regimes.

27.09.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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Fixed.

27.09.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4
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It is imperative to the future of Aotearoa that we never let ourselves nor the ministers involved forget this or any of their actions.

27.09.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There really isn’t any moral test that Luxon can’t fail.

#nzpol

27.09.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

While this cowardly Government refuses to recognise Palestine, our Council has already signed an agreement with Ramallah and approved an investment policy that excludes Israeli companies and government bonds. Who's lamo now? #nzpol

27.09.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Prime Minister Christopher Luxon speaks after Palestinian statehood decision Watch it live.

So, did Luxon just admit he gets his foreign policy advice from CNN articles??? FFS!!!!!

Argghhhhhh!!!!!! #nzpol

www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

27.09.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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As Luxons govt denies Palestinian statehood at The UN, he posts a selfie from a stadium that holds less than the amount of Palestinians murdered in this genocide to date. This man is disgusting.

27.09.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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To her credit, Nicola's incompetence has at least given the rich and the poor something they agree on.

24.09.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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What are they gonna raid? You've killed all the small buisnesses

23.09.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Say it with me: The Luxon Government is Anti-Worker

23.09.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lets go back to when we were all just talking about Tiger King. Remember that? Thems were simpler times. We were all so happy. Apart from Carol Baskin she was pissed but still.

15.09.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Singing Golden with a bunch of random kids in line at the Cafe this morning was absolutely the spiritual recharge I needed today.

04.09.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"I'm Laser focused on the cost of living" 🀦

01.09.2025 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We've all done some crazy stuff for love, but Hannah and Brian Tamaki both getting their eyebrows tattooed on is truly wild. Like imagine looking at your partner one day like "hey ya, know what we should do today?.." insane.

30.08.2025 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Im containing my excitement because if anyone has a secret formula for anti death, itd be the wannabe dictator with billionare friends, but the fact that Trump hasn't been seen in days and his schedule this week has been wiped is just great news.

30.08.2025 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love that Erica Stanford had about 4 days as Education Minister in July when everyone was like "Oh shes actually doing ok, she should be leader" and then since then has just crashed and burned over somthing different every week πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

29.08.2025 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

When the world gets too much, i take a break from it to watch that lady on tiktok who's digging a tunnel under her house while outsmarting the city council cause she knows more than them.

26.08.2025 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Imagine

26.08.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Timeline
1. Cancelled 3waters, which caused rates to skyrocket
2. Blamed the councils
3. Introduced something MORE expensive πŸ‘

23.08.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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PSA: Prime Ministers don't control The Reserve Bank. This is Luxon taking credit for something that other people are doing again 🀦

20.08.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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