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Trump Canceled 94 Million Pounds of Food Aid. Here’s What Never Arrived. ProPublica obtained records from the Department of Agriculture that detail the millions of pounds of food, down to the number of eggs, that never reached food banks because of the administration’s cut...

Records obtained by ProPublica indicate that food banks across the country were expecting more than 27 million pounds of chicken, 2 million gallons of milk, 10 million pounds of dried fruit and 60 million eggs that never arrived.

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dude is pacc'd

Big bipedal rabbit/dog humanoid with Barret gun hands and pants. He wears a chunky brown leather bandolier and a goofy grin

Peak Digimon design is giving a creature pants, belts, and maybe a gun or two

brutal violence with a variety of weapons that makes you laugh, all set to classical music

@govpritzker.illinois.gov

37 and Kedzie, East Garfield, Illinois.

This is assault.

an image of a dark city street. superimposed is a Department of Justice logo and in large text the words "IF YOU TOUCH ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER," WE WILL COME

LMFAOOOOO STOP

CBS News staffers are ‘literally freaking out’ about Bari Weiss taking over newsroom EXCLUSIVE: ‘People are using words like depressing and doomsday – feels like some sort of doomsday,’ one source told The Independent about the mood inside CBS News right now.

“'The fact that we don't have money to pay journalists, but we have money to pay Bari Weiss between $100 and 200 million is indicative of what the Ellisons' true goal here is,' a network correspondent said. 'And it's not journalism.'"

"The Same Street starts off with an intriguing premise: The claim of white genocide is highly controversial. Some argue white farmers face targeted violence, pointing to farm attacks and rhetoric like the ‘Kill the Boer’ song, which they see as incitement."

YouTube video by Conan O'Brien Mitch Hedberg: I Wish They Made Fajita Cologne | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

All those spineless sniveling assholes doing the Riyadh Comedy festival put together aren't worth a single Mitch Hedberg

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Exactly what Jesus would have wanted

“Kick the powerless and least of these in the teeth”

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I AM READY FOR ADVANCED DOUG AND DOUG

"They're trying to convince people they can't do the things they've been doing easily for years - to write emails, to write a presentation. Your daughter wants you to make up a bedtime story about puppies - to write that for you." We will get to the point, she says with a grim laugh, "that you will essentially become just a skin bag of organs and bones, nothing else. You won't know anything and you will be told repeatedly that you can't do it, which is the opposite of what life has to offer. Capitulating all kinds of decisions like where to go on vacation, what to wear today, who to date, what to eat. People are already doing this. You won't have to process grief, because you'll have uploaded photos and voice messages from your mother who just died, and then she can talk to you via Al video call every day. One of the ways it's going to destroy humans, long before there's a nuclear disaster, is going to be the emotional hollowing-out of people."

This. Is. Why. I. Paint.

But really do not let this moment pass you up, call your reps and beat them over the head with evidence that ID verification will lead to uncontrollable sensitive information leaks and identity theft

this is wild: while Stephen Miller's guy was in Minnesota for his uncle's funeral, somebody was able to see his entire phone and take pictures of his Signal group chats talking about military deployments to Portland, and brought them to the Strib (gift link: www.startribune.com/trump-offici...)

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

this is real, but how

dust clouds or cocaine clouds

I seriously don’t think anything like this has ever happened even once anywhere in the world

Arkansas man seeks to have visa status restored after being arrested for ‘Opium’ perfume bottle Police thought bottle contained drugs and arrested Kapil Raghu, who was then taken into custody by Ice

I'm still just baffled at the sheer stupidity here.

“You got a vial of opium that was in your center console,” an officer told Raghu. “Go and take a seat.”

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count chocula has its own flavor profile for chocolate cereal that i dug, and i liked frankenberry too. fruity yummy mummy was okay enough. boo berry was a super rare find for some reason, but when i tried it, it tasted like stale cardboard and was a huge disappointment, which prepared me for life

oh shiiiiiiiiiit

boo berry can go straight in the trash though, i've been fooled too many times before

DIY crafts time!!!!!!!!!

opened rpg maker mv for the first time in years and

what the fuck is this, past me

the kids are alright

alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social - 20h theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises Woderful wisart @leonardcohenfan19.bsky.social Inanpropriate post on my feed