@wequiwa.bsky.social
If you are not creating - you are dead. If your creations are not for the good of others then you condemn everyone else to death.
30.05.2025 16:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Flags must be flown at half-mast today because Donald Trump is still alive.
16.05.2025 17:32 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Jeeps with the little rubber ducks are so annoying
like we get it you were bullied in school
Flags must be flown at half-mast today because Donald Trump is still alive.
16.05.2025 17:32 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I’m basically the human embodiment of an air freshener - the only difference being that the air is fresh from my ass and it smells bad.
26.03.2025 17:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0**pointing the laser thermometer at my head and pulling the trigger**
“God, if only…”
My mom thinks I’m a tech genius. She just called with a question about how to access a downloaded map from a certain app. I had no idea. Not a clue. I do t have that app. But I googled it as she was asking and immediately got the answer. Shhhh don’t tell her.
14.03.2025 19:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SLAVA UKRAINI
28.02.2025 22:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Buenos días, Guadalajara. ❤️🇲🇽
20.02.2025 12:47 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey White House!
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My bologna has a first name. It’s O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a second name. It’s also O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna’s parents hated them.
I’d like to apologize for this joke.
The way the world is going, Gen Alpha will think of @theonion.com the same way we think of The Simpsons’ predictions.
13.02.2025 19:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And this is the idiot in charge of the seasons? God I hate the Trump Administration.
13.02.2025 18:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Renaming the #gulfofmexico to the #gulfofamerica is so silly. Like, what’s the next executive order? All tacos must be called hard-shell hamburgers?
11.02.2025 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
30 seconds into halftime and I said “I wonder how long it’ll take for some smooth-brained gun-sucker to get pissed off about the ‘lack of diversity’ in this performance.” #Superbowl #halftime #kendricklamar
10.02.2025 14:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0welp
05.02.2025 01:09 — 👍 16975 🔁 1994 💬 191 📌 31Time to make new one!
02.02.2025 01:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The only place on my chest that grows hair is around my nipples and I keep them shaved.
Well, today the unthinkable happened. RIP nipple.
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
30.01.2025 19:11 — 👍 39264 🔁 5534 💬 600 📌 212
