Robbie Mayes

I wonder if Trump should propose renaming the Indian Ocean the Native American Ocean, because otherwise meaningless, it has "American" in it. Maybe rename the Pacific Ocean the Insurrectionist Ocean? And also we need to take over Atlantis for national Atlantic security.

When one orders stamps online from the USPS, why does it take more than four days for them to arrive? And why do I have to pay a handling fee? BECAUSE PLEASE FIRE LOUIS DEJOY.

Is "weekend talkshow host" the new Greatest Insult?

Matt Gaetz is now making personalized videos on Cameo for $525 a pop Gaetz is not the first former high-profile Republican congressman to capitalize on his notoriety on Cameo after a scandal.

Gaetz on Cameo. Predictable as the sunrise.
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I totally get that.

I'm thinking I need to stop planting my head in the ground to ignore the preposterous. There's very disturbing shit happening that we can't ignore. I will try not to be an alarmist, but Jesus Fucking Christ. Also, I require humor for sustenance.

A poem by Christian Morgenstern, translated by Lore Segal.

I found you because I am a wonkette devotee, and looked you up when I joined Bluesky yesterday. Please write about RFK tomorrow.

Trying to determine my purpose here. Comment on politics? Talk about being an aging homosexual who doesn't understand kids today? Relate the antics of my cat? Force my favorite music on people? Correct everybody's typos and grammar? I'll figure it out and hopefully won't be a jerk about it.

Tina Louise asking for change for her laundry at a bookstore I worked at in the late 1980s.

I love how Nicolle Wallace is intentionally mispronouncing Hegseth. She just called him Hegsmith. Peaceful revenge.

I guess I was inspired to start an account by future AG Matt Gaetz.