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@death-mp4.bsky.social

A jumped up pantry boy from NYC. 30 ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿคโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ Teamster member Video game addict, Pokรฉmon nerd, Horror fan, art heux

122 Followers  |  152 Following  |  87 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023  |  1.8292

Latest posts by death-mp4.bsky.social on Bluesky

FYI dick pics donโ€™t do it for me.

20.01.2026 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do social people do it. I felt really social for a bit and now I have like 30 insta messages to reply too :(

20.01.2026 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Reviving this account #tbt

13.11.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mmmm a lobotomy sounds nice mm yes get me one of those

28.02.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t understand the hype of Jane Wickline

02.03.2025 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mmmm a lobotomy sounds nice mm yes get me one of those

28.02.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love Union drama

25.02.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feel like rewatching Shaun of the Dead

24.02.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ass-creed removing Desmond Miles is still confusing to me

23.02.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆ.when did my chest get so hairy

23.02.2025 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought this only happened once ๐Ÿ’€

23.02.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No you donโ€™t understand I work near a tesla dealership, I have to see those hideous trucks all the time

23.02.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate to tell some of you this but 30+ is daddy age. Yes youโ€™re old

22.02.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jury Nullification tonight, king?

21.02.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ

21.02.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People trying to be social but Iโ€™m home coughing and sneezing my brains out ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜ค

21.02.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Going through old photos lol

21.02.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being Emo again

21.02.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn Morrissey is such a fucking prick but I love his singing voice

21.02.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last night at work someone asked if we knew El*n M*sk and I felt a collective sigh being held back

19.02.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This sucks

18.02.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve deleted my fb a while ago so all high school/college photos are wiped from the internet. No one should see me from those days

18.02.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Need some hags to take to the clerb

09.02.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I could go for two pints of beer right now

09.02.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A security detail for a small table with glass top is so unserious

07.02.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Repost w a pic + your age

30 ๐Ÿ™ƒ

05.02.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does anyone know if we still have a functioning government?

05.02.2025 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If youโ€™re my employer then you did not see this. (If you are then talk to my union while theyโ€™re still around)

04.02.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If OSHA gets abolished Iโ€™m skateboarding on a platform dolly.

04.02.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah those corny photos denouncing ICE do not fit your aesthetic but someone like myself who will have family miss a funeral because of fears of ICE still appreciate it. Itโ€™s corny but itโ€™s trueโ€ฆ

04.02.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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