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Wedding photo removed

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts

"So you guys can talk to the trees and hear what they say?"

"Yes but its a bit more nuanced than tha-"

"So you speak for the trees like the Lorax thats rad!"

"I dont-"

"Why are you all naked?"

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

Wanna see the guy piloting this play ace combat 7

rare body oils @lowbeetle.bsky.social TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" - they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

I could slam my thumbs on this stupid phone for 100 years trying to be funny and I’d never come up with something so perfect

“Screenshot of a promoted Reddit post by u/AYAGDOS. The post reads: ‘Navigating gender dysphoria? Join our confidential, cross-country study of 18–25 year olds to tell your story, challenge preconceptions, and have YOUR experience reflected in the science.’ Below is a banner graphic with the Northwestern University logo and the text ‘TRANS OR GENDERQUEER? SHARE YOUR STORY.’ The image shows a close-up of a hand with light pink nail polish, partially painted blue, held up against a blurred background. A link to ayagdos.org and a ‘Learn More’ button appear at the bottom, along with Reddit vote and share icons.”

If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

bucolic photograph of Half Dome in Yosemite with deer grazing in the foreground captioned shoutout to anyone trying to have a nice day despite knowing Facts and Information

o7

🧛‍♂️📣⚔️🙅‍♀️🫂

Artorias of the abyss

I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage

People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie

Lord of the rings: Merry looks into the glowing palantir orb… and screams

“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”

before and after being called pretty

Thing Thing, Japan

A pilot just flew through one of the strongest aurora storms in years — and saw the sky explode in color. From the cockpit of a Boeing 787, pilot Matt Melnyk had a view like no one else. Flying at 37,000 feet over Manitoba, he watched as the auroras filled the entire sky.

I see the escape artist is considering her options. :3c

We need to reform the Nazgûl, it would be too extreme to abolish them

Manifesting this for us in 2026 🔥🔥

#workmeme #illustration #comic

lol owned

I ""watched"" multiple episodes of a show I do not watch to make this.

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

Shadow of the Colossus (2005)

Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.

YOU EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF VANESSA

*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities