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Not artsy, not craftsy, not a political pundit. Beginning potter. Food && Beer && Music && Travel && Plants && Outdoors && Gay CRYPTO || BOT || MONEY BEG || PORNBOT || MAGA == BLOCK

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Umm, she seems nice.

10.02.2026 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Dr. Who" or "Transformers".

10.02.2026 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

post a banger that isn't in English

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfPQ...

09.02.2026 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Somehow I missed the episode with the sexy helmeted woman taking off her speed suit. ๐Ÿ˜‰

07.02.2026 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excellent work! Are the outsides unglazed?

07.02.2026 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#2026Olympics #ICEOut #FuckICE

06.02.2026 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A drawing of someone squeezing a spray bottle of water with the word "No." printed below.

A drawing of someone squeezing a spray bottle of water with the word "No." printed below.

06.02.2026 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for that info!

06.02.2026 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's up for reelection this year, and unfortunately it doesn't look like he has any progressive challenger.

05.02.2026 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy to see her back on The Guardian!

05.02.2026 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She used a school database for non-academic reasons because she thought the parents looked "funny" and wants to deport them and their 6-year old child. Special place in hell for "people" like her. She needs to be fired from her position.

04.02.2026 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From the Unquiet Things archives, A Vision Ecstatic: The Art of Noriyoshi Ohrai.
"It is said that moviegoers would comment that his illustrations of Godzilla looked even more powerful and violent than the real thing." unquietthings.com/a-vision-ecs...

03.02.2026 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 365    ๐Ÿ” 99    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Shooters named

01.02.2026 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 821    ๐Ÿ” 272    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

Oreos
Dark Chocolate Pepperidge Farms Milanos
Lofthouse (any color frosting as long as it's garish)
Archway Orange (discontinued ๐Ÿ˜”)

01.02.2026 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œHow sharper than a serpent's tooth it is To have a thankless child!โ€

01.02.2026 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, I'm quite aware of this. There are only 300 characters that you can use in a post, hence "Wooster" to fit in that space. Plus Nigella Lawson the British cooking personality also calls it "Wooster sauce."

30.01.2026 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well.......OK. Looking forward to the new biscuit sandwich recipe dropping.

30.01.2026 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're not gonna eat that, give it to me

29.01.2026 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is your "deeply disturbed" like Susan Collins being "concerned?"

28.01.2026 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guess you missed the part about not leaving the house and working with things on hand. Next time I'lll make sure to have squidgy Tesco bread on hand so I don't shame myself in front of the entire British Empire.

28.01.2026 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Give this a listen!

28.01.2026 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Andy Kim **seems** to have had a change of heart and stated that he will vote to impeach

27.01.2026 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't give up your day job for lyricist, Kimble

27.01.2026 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
as close to an English breakfast and I could get. Sausages, bacon, eggs, sautรฉed mushrooms, fried potatoes and Russian black bread toast.

as close to an English breakfast and I could get. Sausages, bacon, eggs, sautรฉed mushrooms, fried potatoes and Russian black bread toast.

Nine inches of snow on the ground and 10ยบ outside so nope, not leaving the house. Rustling through the fridge and freezer came up with as close to an English breakfast as I could get. Sausages, bacon, eggs, sautรฉed mushrooms, potatoes and Russian black bread toast. Wooster sauce on side ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ ๐Ÿœ

27.01.2026 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Get outta my head

27.01.2026 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

27.01.2026 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18994    ๐Ÿ” 6295    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 930    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1171

April Fools!!!

27.01.2026 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm putting my money on NJs dirty water dog

27.01.2026 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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