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@tristanswife.bsky.social

i’m the only valid tristan fgo selfshipper bc i like to hit him in the back of his head with a rolled up newspaper after the divorce | banner: @poleenopoleeno.bsky.social

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charcoal / pencil looking drawing of a woman (?) in a dress, holding bloody scissors. Her head is obscured by a cloth and sharp points hidden underneath push up the material

charcoal / pencil looking drawing of a woman (?) in a dress, holding bloody scissors. Her head is obscured by a cloth and sharp points hidden underneath push up the material

A holy sister of cuts

07.11.2025 20:47 — 👍 988    🔁 200    💬 7    📌 4
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I’m dizzy why does he do that

08.11.2025 04:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Was thinking about Lancelot licking his lips before threatening Agravain with his sword in the FGO Camelot movie and my head hurt so badly I thought I was going to throw up

08.11.2025 03:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Miku

06.11.2025 02:00 — 👍 110    🔁 54    💬 5    📌 7
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Love Bug

#Qbee #DarkStalkers
#shaqadoodle

29.10.2025 15:44 — 👍 173    🔁 38    💬 1    📌 0

Chun-Legs 🦵

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#Chunli #chun-li #StreetFighter
#SF6 #CotW #FatalFury

04.11.2025 00:58 — 👍 265    🔁 79    💬 1    📌 0
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#YCH I made for Halloween! #commissions Thank you all!

01.11.2025 17:00 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

its super erotic that Servants have organs. they dont need them to function but it makes sure that they remember that. isnt it great that someone can tear your heart out so you can experience what it feels like when it stops beating a second time. isnt it so intimate to get to share that moment

03.11.2025 05:18 — 👍 42    🔁 20    💬 7    📌 0

went to the bakery this morning and they were out of cardamom buns so the guy said how about a raisin roll instead. Ok great and could you shoot me in the dick with a gun afterwards too

31.10.2025 14:39 — 👍 581    🔁 34    💬 11    📌 2
Pumpkin patch landscape painting, oil on canvas, 8x8"

Pumpkin patch landscape painting, oil on canvas, 8x8"

I tried to paint a pumpkin patch for #Halloween!

This is an 8x8" oil painting on canvas.

🎃🎃🎃

Trick or treat! 👻

#art #traditionalart #painting #oilpainting

30.10.2025 02:07 — 👍 373    🔁 88    💬 8    📌 1

I doubt there’s anyone who lacks context for this, but just in case:
bsky.app/profile/tris...

31.10.2025 06:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remembering this again and getting comically angry smoke coming out of my ears

31.10.2025 02:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#FGO i know it's the apocalypse but a 2-for-1 deal is a 2-for-1 deal

17.06.2025 01:21 — 👍 6    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
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Sometimes I feed my white girl coleslaw and he screams loud as fuuckkkk

30.10.2025 18:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Leon stands outside of Kendo's Gun Shop as enemies close in around him from off screen // Resident Evil 2 for Nintendo Gamecube, photography on CRT TV

Leon stands outside of Kendo's Gun Shop as enemies close in around him from off screen // Resident Evil 2 for Nintendo Gamecube, photography on CRT TV

A dark and solitary alley constrains on all sides. the light from above is trapped into dark shadows by the surrounding brick wall.

A dark and solitary alley constrains on all sides. the light from above is trapped into dark shadows by the surrounding brick wall.

from an overhead view, Leon looks forward in a cramped room full of garbage

from an overhead view, Leon looks forward in a cramped room full of garbage

a close shot of the bars breaks up the street light that revels the graffiti on the walls

a close shot of the bars breaks up the street light that revels the graffiti on the walls

#crt #photography #horror

30.10.2025 10:50 — 👍 57    🔁 17    💬 1    📌 0

Yuri 2

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I miss Bedivere I want to feed him coleslaw out of my hand like a horse

30.10.2025 17:48 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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ok goodnight chat

12.09.2025 08:11 — 👍 6    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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hello lanag nation

12.09.2025 21:51 — 👍 3    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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fucking slut

11.10.2024 13:36 — 👍 15    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1
A SKELETAN DERAMEN OF SPACE AND GOOD COMPUTER'S , "I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHEN COMPUTERS WHERE FUN " MODEM SOUND, FLASH GAMES SECRET WORLD, MP3, FREE WEB SITES, DISKS, NO COPS NO BOSSES, MOTHER FUCKER!!!! SYNTAX ERROR,, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! --- WHO EVERS MAKIN ALL THE MONEY OFF THIS SHIT NOW CAN KISS MY TINY ASS BECUASE WE USE TO HAVE SOMETHING FUN IN THE WORLD AND NOW ITS A BURDEN TO DO EVERY THING, EVEN PLAYING A GAME AINT FUN BECUASE YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE FULL OF KIDS SAYING "TWITTER WORDS" IN A HIGH VOICE, AND IT TAKES 999 YEARS TO DOWNLOAD, AND IT TAKES 999 MORE YEAR'S TO DOWNLOAD THE UPDATE, CANT HAVE A CHILL GAME WHERE YOU JUMP ON STUFF AND EXPLORE DIFFERENT PLACES, YOU HAVE TO GAMBLE WITH LOOT BOX AND PAY MORE FOR DOWNLOAD'S , AND WHEN YOU GET IN THERE THE COMPANYS ARE JUST LOADEN IT UP WITH AI SHIT ANY WAY, BUT GUESS WHAT IM STILL KICKEN A$$, ANY ONE CAN KICK A$$ IN FAVORABLE CONDITIONS, BUT IT TAKES A REAL PEACE OF SHIT LIKE YOU AND ME TO GO OUT THERE AND KICK A$$ IN ADVERSE CONDITIONS LIKE THE YEAR 2025, SO FUCK IT, WE WILL MAKE A GOOD COMPUTER AGAIN SOME DAY, AND UNTIL THEN, SEE YA ON BLUE SKY AND PATREON "AT LEAST IT AINT MUSK OR ZUCK" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELETAN DERAMEN OF SPACE AND GOOD COMPUTER'S , "I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHEN COMPUTERS WHERE FUN " MODEM SOUND, FLASH GAMES SECRET WORLD, MP3, FREE WEB SITES, DISKS, NO COPS NO BOSSES, MOTHER FUCKER!!!! SYNTAX ERROR,, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! --- WHO EVERS MAKIN ALL THE MONEY OFF THIS SHIT NOW CAN KISS MY TINY ASS BECUASE WE USE TO HAVE SOMETHING FUN IN THE WORLD AND NOW ITS A BURDEN TO DO EVERY THING, EVEN PLAYING A GAME AINT FUN BECUASE YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE FULL OF KIDS SAYING "TWITTER WORDS" IN A HIGH VOICE, AND IT TAKES 999 YEARS TO DOWNLOAD, AND IT TAKES 999 MORE YEAR'S TO DOWNLOAD THE UPDATE, CANT HAVE A CHILL GAME WHERE YOU JUMP ON STUFF AND EXPLORE DIFFERENT PLACES, YOU HAVE TO GAMBLE WITH LOOT BOX AND PAY MORE FOR DOWNLOAD'S , AND WHEN YOU GET IN THERE THE COMPANYS ARE JUST LOADEN IT UP WITH AI SHIT ANY WAY, BUT GUESS WHAT IM STILL KICKEN A$$, ANY ONE CAN KICK A$$ IN FAVORABLE CONDITIONS, BUT IT TAKES A REAL PEACE OF SHIT LIKE YOU AND ME TO GO OUT THERE AND KICK A$$ IN ADVERSE CONDITIONS LIKE THE YEAR 2025, SO FUCK IT, WE WILL MAKE A GOOD COMPUTER AGAIN SOME DAY, AND UNTIL THEN, SEE YA ON BLUE SKY AND PATREON "AT LEAST IT AINT MUSK OR ZUCK" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

RIP - dashare.zone ADMIN

24.10.2025 22:23 — 👍 767    🔁 235    💬 0    📌 4
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sometimes i miss my old hairstyle💥

30.10.2025 17:29 — 👍 21    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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Chapter 57: halloween YCHs 15 usd commissions 16 HOURS LEFT! twitch.tv/hootvt

30.10.2025 13:45 — 👍 15    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1
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Drew this for @tristanswife.bsky.social we are the delulu brothers #fgoyume #fgo #hootocs

10.09.2025 02:39 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Illustration of a dragon based on the flower lily of the valley. They are a tiny guy wearing a little flower hat. Colors used are mainly green and bluish green

Illustration of a dragon based on the flower lily of the valley. They are a tiny guy wearing a little flower hat. Colors used are mainly green and bluish green

dragon with little flower hat 🌸
#art

21.10.2025 02:29 — 👍 2476    🔁 695    💬 12    📌 4
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カナリィ
#ポケモンレジェンズZA

23.10.2025 11:24 — 👍 17    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0
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カナリィ⚡️
#ポケモンレジェンズZA ＃カナリィ

21.10.2025 10:04 — 👍 74    🔁 28    💬 0    📌 0
ink illustration by Bernie Wrightson from the novel "Frankenstein" showing the monster intimidating Victor Frankenstein in his laboratory

ink illustration by Bernie Wrightson from the novel "Frankenstein" showing the monster intimidating Victor Frankenstein in his laboratory

ink illustration by Bernie Wrightson from the novel "Frankenstein" the creature in shadow behind rocks in a forest

ink illustration by Bernie Wrightson from the novel "Frankenstein" the creature in shadow behind rocks in a forest

ink illustration by Bernie Wrightson from the novel "Frankenstein". The creature walks alone in a snowy landscape

ink illustration by Bernie Wrightson from the novel "Frankenstein". The creature walks alone in a snowy landscape

"I will revenge my injuries; if I cannot inspire love, I will cause fear." - Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

Remembering the incredible work of the late great Bernie Wrightson on his birthday 🖤

26.10.2025 23:11 — 👍 2301    🔁 758    💬 30    📌 18
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I doodled a Nurse Joy :)

#PokemonZA

27.10.2025 04:52 — 👍 32    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

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