(@anonajn) — Bluesky Profile

23 hours ago

Sprinting Owl design process perfec t size for put the Neopets TTRPG to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort Neopets TTRPG sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth I mean, uh, Sprinting Owl design process

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22 hours ago

Hi Neopets team. I would be happy to put together an interim Neopets TTRPG at no cost, ensuring that the fans have something to play in the meantime, if you would be willing to permit use of the art and see that payment is provided to the teams that worked with Geekify.

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21 hours ago

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

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1 day ago

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

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22 hours ago

i heard the neopets ttrpg is going to be announced as the $500k blades 68 stretch goal

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21 hours ago

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

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1 month ago

The waitress asked whether I'd like tap or sparkling water. I
rolled my eyes at that one: As impressed as I was with the
restaurant, calling the water
"sparkling" was just too pretentious
- like "sparkling" crystal or a "sparkling" diamond. But I
ordered the sparkling water anyway. Probably better for me.
Fewer contaminants.
I took one sip and literally spit it out. It was the grossest
thing I'd ever tasted. I remember once getting a Diet Coke at a
Subway without realizing that the fountain machine didn't have
enough Diet Coke syrup. That's exactly what this fancy place's
"sparkling" water tasted like.
"Something's wrong with that water," I protested. "There's
electricity in it.
"No there isn't," said the waitress."
"You silly goose. You porky
pig." Everyone laughed.
"I demand that you replace this water!" I yelled. "And where
is my ketchup, and my bib?"
"You'll get your ketchup when you drink your water," she said,
to the delight of all in our party, who laughed even louder this
time.
"Drink your water, piggy! Drink your water, piggy!" they
chanted, led by the radical Marxist Lawrence Summers, who was
then the president of both Harvard and Yale. They snorted in a
hoglike manner, and pointed at me with mean fingers. I began to
cry
- bravely, but in a way that brought me shame nonetheless.
It was then that the tables turned. Lawrence Summers
violently overturned the table, and the others pinned me to the
ground as he began to pour sparking water in my nostrils.
"The bubbles!" I screamed. "It burns!"
"This is what everyone in New York thinks of you," he
taunted, as he turned me over and began to paddle me with a
baguette on my bottom.
"Are you ready for your ketchup?" screamed the waitress,
with malice in her voice and hate in her eyes. Sadly, I no longer
was.

still can’t believe our vice President published this

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23 hours ago

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

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17 hours ago

Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All https://theonion.com/guy-ordering-nonalcoholic-beer-has-either-seen-a-ton-of-shit-or-no-shit-at-all/

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20 hours ago

Invasive parasite that spreads its seed into other things that it then grotesquely puppets with the goal of sucking the planet dry and then repeating the cycle? Which is then spread willingly by irresponsible rich folk who believe it to be the next frontier of human evolution?

Yup, checks out.

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1 day ago

Speaking of shirts my wife hates, I future proofed this one by accidentally ordering a size too big for me THE GAME DESIGNER SHIRT LIVES ON

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15 hours ago

The writer of the neopets ttrog scenarios had no intention of making the roo island kind of person dialogue homophobic in nature, but also thats the sort of thing a good editor would have caught as being potentially eupemistic, like, immediately, so its still Very Funny.

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3 days ago

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1 day ago

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

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1 day ago

I want everyone to know that when I say things like "Godspeed" or "thank God" I'm not being Christian about it. It's just faster to type that and convey the same message as "AlanisMorissettespeed".

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1 day ago

NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

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2 days ago

Title: "The Haters"

panel 1.
Two round characters sit in a cinema.
Yellow blob "I hate this!"
Red Blob "Me too!"

Panel 2.
They have left the cinema
Red blob "I hated every minute of that film! It was nothing like the book!"

Panel 3.
"Did you like the book?" asks Yellow.
Red replies "I hated it!" then asks "You?"

Panel 4.
Yellow blob "I've not read it. I hated the film purely on its own merits."

Panel 5.
Red blob "I'll lend you my copy."
Yello blob"That's very kind."

Panel 6.
Caption: "Later"
Yellow, reading the book "I hate this!"
Red (happily) "I knew you would!!"

"the Haters" my books cartoon for this week's @theguardian.com

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3 days ago

For Americans struggling with high gas prices, remember that you can save money by taking little sips from the gas pump instead of big gulps

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3 days ago

we see a lot of news stories about AI data centers ruining cities, noise, pollution, etc, so i'd really like to see some positive stories about AI, like someone burning down a data center, or a data center falling into a sinkhole. something that brings us together to laugh

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5 days ago

Saturday, March 7, 2026: Jerry's Map Section D.XIII Original panels available on Etsy!

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4 days ago

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

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4 days ago

Sunday, March 8, 2026: Jerry's Map Section E.XIII Go to etsy.com for original panels!

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3 days ago

end DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME start DAYLIGHT ELIMINATION night ALWAYS daylight NEVER

my plan

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3 days ago

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

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5 days ago

slowly moving Dr. Robby's face further on the "suicide risk" slider from "inactive" towards "active" at the end of every episode of the Pitt as i hear the Jaws du-DUN tuba in the background at ever-increasing "riding-a-motorcycle-without-a-helmet" speeds

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5 days ago