Whores are always the canaries in the coal mine. When banks collapse, when platforms censor, when politicians need a moral panic to distract from their own group chats, we’re the first ones choked out so polite society can pretend the air is still breathable.
1/6
10.02.2026 19:52 — 👍 22 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 2
250 😗😗😗 that is a “magnum” opus.
10.02.2026 19:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’m so glad my dissertation committee didn’t care about size 😏
I think my dissertation was about 80 pages, title page to references.
10.02.2026 19:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Bluesky is more draconian than journal editors.
10.02.2026 15:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yes, bedroom. I was running up against character limits, the frequent bane of my existence.
10.02.2026 15:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
🤣🤣🤣 (can’t take the academic out of the girl)
Academics can do lots of exciting things in the BR; the problem is we might bore you later on with scholarly citations for each one.
And Bond Girl certainly got traction with me; let’s just say I took that repost seriously.
10.02.2026 14:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Your dissertation talk was why I started engaging with you in comments and such.
That and I was led to your account via a reposting of your Bond Girl/hotel post.
10.02.2026 14:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Radfems love to claim the Nordic Model reduces prostitution and protects women, which is technically true if the goal is to punish independent sex workers and make their lives harder.
Let’s be clear: the Nordic Model was developed under radical feminist ideology, rooted in the idea
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10.02.2026 02:07 — 👍 42 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 1
Unfortunate indeed. Your USA clients just need to fly to you, then.
09.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Almonds or Brazil nuts
09.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I walked out of the door that moment and never returned.
The Super Bowl halftime show today was another of those moments.
09.02.2026 04:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I stood up walked to the classroom door and turned, then said, “You all say I shouldn’t listen to Elton John because he’s gay. But I was in the car last week with three of you who are upset with me now, and all three of you were singing Nelly’s “It’s Getting Hot in Herre” at the top of your lungs.🧵
09.02.2026 04:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
One of the older grad students stood up, rounded on me, and started yelling that I shouldn’t listen to Elton John because he’s gay. He went on for several minutes about how the entertainment industry pushes “sin” on people. Everyone in the room was nodding along, except me of course. 🧵
09.02.2026 04:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
When I was a college student, I was part of a pretty conservative church. One day, our college group was getting ready to start Bible class. We were shooting the breeze and I mentioned out loud how much I like Elton John’s music.
You could’ve heard a pin drop.🧵
09.02.2026 04:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
He looked at me funny and said, “I know.”
09.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I was with a bunch of MAGAt types (my friend group is very mixed) who wanted to watch the TPUSA show. I walked out and sat on the back porch by myself. Someone came to sit with me about the time Kid Rock came on. My first words… “How is watching Kid Rock any better to them than watching Bad Bunny?”
09.02.2026 02:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The image that popped into my head immediately.
08.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Poverty isn’t a flaw in the system; it’s a feature. Keeping people broke means keeping them desperate enough to accept any job, any wage, and any amount of abuse just to survive.
08.02.2026 13:19 — 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1
Radfems: ‘Sex work is never a choice!’
Also radfems: ‘Let’s force these women into low-paying, male-dominated industries where they’ll face sexual harassment for free.’
Damn, what an upgrade.
07.02.2026 15:34 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Holy shit, this made me laugh hard, as someone nearing 50.
08.02.2026 12:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Maybe on a tiered system: $100 for a cancellation more than a week before the booking but less than two weeks. Add 10% of the fee for each day thereafter.
06.02.2026 21:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If you could teach a classroom of college students one thing about SWs, what would it be?
06.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Discovering this community of SWs and the people who love them (🙋♂️… 🤭). I teach human sexuality in higher ed and what I’m seeing here is going to change the way I cover sex work with my students.
06.02.2026 19:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
That stinks! Time is money and your time starts once the calendar entry is made. Call me a sucker, but I say clients should offer to pay a cancellation fee even when there was none requested.
06.02.2026 10:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Here’s hoping that we can get all these clowns out of office soon. Vote in November, everyone!
06.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Seeing this post made me go down a “sex workers with/working on a PhD” rabbit hole. Shatter the stigma and stereotypes.
05.02.2026 21:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m more hoping for a Democrat landslide in 2026 and impeachment of Trump. Yes, JD is a world-class prick, but the GOP needs a massive loss (a voter-derived rebuke of Trump and his enablers) to change its direction. T-rump kicking the bucket early teaches them nothing.
05.02.2026 03:51 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
🎶But maybe just a half a drink more🎶
02.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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