Jacob

Both look mighty delicious to me 🤤

Panel 1: A happy brain with sparkles in its eyes is throwing up its hands and yelling "I LOVE DOPAMINE!!!!!" Panel 2: The brain is happily running towards a door labeled "social media". Panel 3: A metal gate is abruptly descends from the top of the door, shutting it and blocking the path, bringing the brain's run to a screeching halt. Panel 4: The brain, now stressed and with clenched teeth, is running towards a different door labeled "video games". Panel 5: This door too, shuts in front of the brain, bringing its run to a screeching halt. Panel 6: Behind the brain, Shen shows up, holding a remote with a red button that he's been seemingly using to control the doors. He has a shadow over his eyes and an overall very serious expression. The brain, in the foreground, is sweating bullets. Panel 7: A closeup of Shen's hand, pointing towards something seemingly far off to the side. Panel 8: His hand and the brain (still sweating) bookmark the frame as it's revealed that what Shen is pointing at is a very far away door. Panel 9: A closer view of the door reveals that it is labeled "actual life goals". Panel 10: The brain has his face scrunched up in a crying expression, still shaking and sweating, saying "ouuuugh I-I hate you ouuuuughhh you're so mean to me..."

Any cute gaymers in Seattle wanna cuddle? It’s so cold in the evening 😭

Thank you 😊

Not the best but it’s okay, I had another job offer I accepted

It did, thank you! Today is actually my first day of a new job 🥳

Wedgies! 😍

Got a haircut and felt cute before an interview 😊

One of the best shows in the herstory of the world

There’s an alt?? 🤯

two dudes being bros. also big slut for horror movies, naturally.

mood.

😍🥵

Finally got a mirror for my room and I got my WA license today! 🥳

Up for sure 😏

Why is it so hard to find a job in Seattle? I’ve been applying nonstop for 3 weeks now and I’ve heard nothing back yet 🫠

Screenshot it a Castform telling a Milotic and Togetic “You will be okay. Storms don’t last forever.” In Pokémon mystery dungeon explorers of sky.

Thank you 🥰

🤍🖤

Signed a lease for an apartment in Seattle! Excited but scared for the move 😮‍💨

doctor: you have 119 minutes to live

me:

That is some very delicious looking cake 🥵

😍👅

Pokémon emerald screenshot with a spheal backsprite and text saying “spheal is trying”

me too spheal

Couldn’t decide which one I liked more. He’s such a precious angel and I love him 🥺

Added you!

Why thank you cutie 😘

Was feeling cute today at work 😊

It’s already June in the year of our lord 2025, why doesn’t Tinder have a top/vers/bottom/side filter? 😒 very homophobic

Has this been done yet?