Flora 🌸

dog i aint used this account for a minute. y’all still alive?

lol twitter is down a third time today guess firing 80% of the staff finally kicked in

Side-by-side comparison of two official portraits of Donald Trump. The first, from 2017, shows a smiling man in a suit with an American flag in the background. The second, labeled 2025, depicts the same individual with a more serious, intense expression, graying hair, and a darker background featuring an American flag and ornate decor.

“Fullmetal Alchemist”
“Fullmetal Alchemist!”

Can I go back to bed please?

sewer slide

what is that

Just hit the gym for the first time in months because my favorite jeans don’t fit 😭

And tho I know not all trans folks experience gender dysphoria it can certainly be used as a defense in the same way denying insulin to a diabetic can.

I see your point but theres certainly an argument to be made that this policy in FL falls under “out of the ordinary compared to other people sentenced for similar crimes.”
G Dysphoria is a recognized medical condition and in my (nonlegal) opinion would fall into precedent such as Estelle v Gamble.

Has anyone used that Feeld app? Is it any good or is it just straight couples looking for a unicorn?

#dating #ENM #Queer #LGBT

I would have sex with most wives so low bar

Easily an 8th amendment violation. This bullshit SCOTUS won’t do shit tho

Happy Tummy Buddy Life: Dare To Care 💕💕💕

Just the one joke and malding

Borderline self harm

radicalized me ngl

The image shows a plate of birria tacos, golden and crispy, filled with tender shredded meat, onions, cilantro, and melted cheese. Lime wedges are arranged on the side, with two ramekins containing green avocado salsa and red consommé garnished with cilantro. In the background are a bottle of 818 Tequila Reposado, a jug of H-E-B lemonade, and a glass on a reflective table. Bold text over the image reads, “this and some raw sex.”

Ozempic but I get to keep my titty and ass

The image shows Rudy Giuliani with an exaggerated facial expression of surprise or concern. His eyes are wide open, and his mouth is slightly pursed, creating a look of bewilderment or discomfort. Visible streaks of hair dye appear to have run down the sides of his face, suggesting perspiration. The background includes blurred American flags, giving the setting a formal or press conference-like atmosphere. The lighting highlights the texture of his face, emphasizing the dramatic and somewhat disheveled appearance.

Aspartame LFG

Hello yes I would like to pitch Tom and Zendaya welcoming a chubby short girl into their relationship.

One last thing. Call it “The” Facebook.

That’s what they called me in high school

Taking mayo shots to celebrate

Type of shit I’m on

A heavily modified, super lowered pickup truck with a two-tone paint job—white on the cab and black on the bed—parked in a parking lot. The vehicle has visible rust on the hood and fenders, along with black steel wheels. A BP gas station is visible in the background, along with other vehicles and greenery.

You know what? Hell yeah.

Yes pls need something to distract from the insane uncle takes 💀

Me n who

Ugh why are relatives at their peak annoyance at the holidays

All I look for in a partner