Mr. Fancypants

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I’d watch this anime.

Speaking a former QA professional and current game designer.

What the fuck?!

Oh, no, a rubber baby bumped this buggy.

Sorry for the confusion.

… so anyway what do *you* want for dinner?

I don’t know what we’re going to eat, but I have a framework to find the optimal answer from within our attainable options.

In a way, that’s even MORE important than actually making the food!

This is a legitimate approach!

Edibility takes many eater experiences into account!

- Are there allergens to consider for the people eating?
- What ingredients do we have that need to be eaten?
- Is there a flavor profile or “mood” we’re trying to attain?

Woah!!! This looks fantastic. What a long road it’s been.

As someone who knows a genderfluid opossum, I can say with some confidence that they manage to evade the senses of catgirls and exist in relative safety.

When a catgirl does notice them, they seem to mistake the opossum for one of their own.

Kind of a reverse Pepé lePew situation.

A bird in the hand is worth two new tricks.

Honestly a campaign where you must bring sustenance to the process to help her prepare for the flower war sounds like an amazing campaign.

And their art director who just LOVES hexagons.

It feels good to have my ability to come up with really, truly terrible ideas recognized by one of the finest shitposters in my feed.

Thank you!

Oh, I think I am.

We advertise “comes with a free copy of tabletop sim: the board game” on IKEA products.

We spin up a customer service department to handle confusion about how to access and play their game.

We exclusively say “purchase DLC” instead of “buy a board game” and refuse to elaborate.

Tabletop simulator: the board game already exists.

It comes pre-installed on every table.

Physical board games are just DLC.

That is the best instant coffee!

Congratulations on your retirement.

These bugs are strictly recreational

Dope

Two signs on a road. The first is a municipal street sign reading “Warning: low flying owls” the second is a homemade handwritten sign reading “Lost chihuahua” with a phone number.

I’m personally a fan of

Except you don’t have to burn down an acre of rainforest to open a booster pack.

Yes

Staccato hit SFX to the rhythm of “dadda da”

But you do have the juice to run a foil that splits the conservative libertarian vote?

Rest is an important part of an exercise and strength-raining routine.

Also, heavy lifting in a manual labor sense can often fatigue joints and soft tissue in ways that targeted exercise does not.

As the parent of an actual human child who is learning to walk…

I think I understand an inkling of the experience you’re describing.

Hey @ass.golf. I’ve been reading QC for about a decade, and I’ve never interacted with you in any way.

The box of “flossy time” floss spoke to me in a deep and meaningful way that I don’t fully understand, but I do know makes the world a better place.

We all need a little flossy time.

Argh, so far away. Thanks.