Genuinely can't believe how many cool changes have gone into @polyarmorygame.bsky.social since the itchio release - if you played before we release on Steam, be sure to check it out again!
30.01.2026 04:48 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0@polyarmorygame.bsky.social
The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. Available on @itch.io https://oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
Genuinely can't believe how many cool changes have gone into @polyarmorygame.bsky.social since the itchio release - if you played before we release on Steam, be sure to check it out again!
30.01.2026 04:48 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0We did a post processing pass on @polyarmorygame.bsky.social this week and now the explosions look fuckin sick:
06.02.2026 23:50 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0We're pleased to announce that Polyarmory is running nicely on the Steam Deck! #gamedev #indiedev #datingsim #FPS
22.01.2026 17:04 β π 17 π 7 π¬ 0 π 3Join the Polyarmory Discord now!
discord.gg/neePGqVR
If you're interested in talking @polyarmorygame.bsky.social , the discord is open to players now too! discord.gg/neePGqVR (Release date 13th February aaaaaa)
17.01.2026 03:32 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I am learning about what is my new favourite part of game development.
That golden hour of "yeah we can add X silly polish thing you've not got any major stuff to do before release now"
There's so many little bits of extra charm going into @polyarmorygame.bsky.social right now
Over 3000 wishlists for @polyarmorygame.bsky.social is absolutely wild. Just over a month left 'til it releases for free on Steam!
07.01.2026 23:17 β π 6 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0We're about four wishlists off of a milestone that would make us very happy, just sayin'.
@polyarmorygame.bsky.social
store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/...
We now have 1000 wishlists on @polyarmorygame.bsky.social
store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/...
It's official: Polyarmory is coming to STEAM on February 13th and it'll be FREE!
WISHLIST IT NOW:
store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/...
#FreeGame #DatingSim #Gamedev #IndieDev #Videogame
WELL WELL WELL we're live on steam for wishlists, and it would help a whole bunch if you checked it out and wishlisted it if you're into it.
The @polyarmorygame.bsky.social are so talented and so funny and helped me learn so much during this!
(It'll be free still - with new updates and content!)
Hello fellow gun lovers!
We've received a bit of press notice, including an interview with some of the devs! Check it out π
somanygames.co.uk/articles/sco...
Hello fellow gun lovers!
We've received a bit of press notice, including an interview with some of the devs! Check it out π
somanygames.co.uk/articles/sco...
We've just released a fully loaded new patch with a tonne of updates and improvements!
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory/d...
The OSA has blocked access to @polyarmorygame.bsky.social on itchio for the UK.
We do not have the right to bare arms.
Yo! @polyarmorygame.bsky.social patch 1.03 is out with a bunch of fixes and polish, no better time to give it a go!
14.10.2025 10:42 β π 3 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Polyarmory is a hostile play environment and I feel personally attacked. Ten thumbs up. No, those aren't all mine. Don't worry about it.
05.10.2025 02:08 β π 6 π 3 π¬ 1 π 1Watching @katbatmadethat.bsky.social play @polyarmorygame.bsky.social and there are so many quotes I suspect we'd proudly put on the back of the box.
05.10.2025 02:05 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0There's something very satisfying to seeing someone stream your game from start to end and they vibe with the concept.
Watching these streams confirms to me that the cactus fucking and poop minigames were in fact integral to the vision of @polyarmorygame.bsky.social
www.twitch.tv/videos/25798...
Meet the dateable guns in our game!
Rimmington: the sturdy British shotgun
Viper: The non-binary icon and party animal revolver
Marsh and Mello: aka - the Twin UwUzis
Sveta - The muscle mommy RPG from Russia
Play the game for FREE right now:
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
#DatingSim #IndieDev
This is a story about a man, and his hardware, and nothing else.
Play Polyarmory: High Calibre Love for FREE right now, only on @itch.io
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
#GameDev #IndieDev #DatingSim #Guns
Have you ever wanted to date your guns?
No?
Well, let's change that immediately, shall we? π
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
The cloud people are coming to take your guns.
Don't let them.
Play Polyarmory: High Calibre Love for FREE today!
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
ONLY CANS CREATOR MADE A NEW GAME
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
Hey you. Yes you.
Wanna date some sexy guns?
Wanna escape your divorce?
Wanna live in a bunker?
You know you wanna... bang 'em. π
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
#indiedev #freegame #datingsim #polyarmory
I think our game is too hot for the UK Government?
@polyarmorygame.bsky.social is an excellent use of a VPN
Want a #datingsim with a wicked sense of humour and a ridiculous story?
Play Polyarmory: High Calibre Love for FREE today!
We can guarantee that you'll get a semi-automatically. π
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
#RomanceGames #Comedy #Gamedev #IndieDev #FreeGame #PolyarmoryGame
This is a story about a man, and his hardware, and nothing else.
Play Polyarmory: High Calibre Love for FREE right now, only on @itch.io
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
#GameDev #IndieDev #DatingSim #Guns
We're fairly certain that you couldn't date your guns in #DateEverything.
So we fixed that.
Play #Polyarmory now for FREE:
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
Didja know that @polyarmorygame.bsky.social has over 850 voiced dialogue lines, 19 full episodes of Colt Michigan's radio show, 9 original songs (including 6 from @heyjellybear.bsky.social), 4 voice actors mixed together for [redacted] & 8 clips of @oxyoxspring.bsky.social as an enthusiastic clown.
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