@polyarmorygame.bsky.social
Yes, you can have sex with the guns. Available on @itch.io https://oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
Hello fellow gun lovers!
We've received a bit of press notice, including an interview with some of the devs! Check it out π
somanygames.co.uk/articles/sco...
We've just released a fully loaded new patch with a tonne of updates and improvements!
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory/d...
The OSA has blocked access to @polyarmorygame.bsky.social on itchio for the UK.
We do not have the right to bare arms.
Yo! @polyarmorygame.bsky.social patch 1.03 is out with a bunch of fixes and polish, no better time to give it a go!
14.10.2025 10:42 β π 3 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Polyarmory is a hostile play environment and I feel personally attacked. Ten thumbs up. No, those aren't all mine. Don't worry about it.
05.10.2025 02:08 β π 6 π 3 π¬ 1 π 1Watching @katbatmadethat.bsky.social play @polyarmorygame.bsky.social and there are so many quotes I suspect we'd proudly put on the back of the box.
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There's something very satisfying to seeing someone stream your game from start to end and they vibe with the concept.
Watching these streams confirms to me that the cactus fucking and poop minigames were in fact integral to the vision of @polyarmorygame.bsky.social
www.twitch.tv/videos/25798...
Meet the dateable guns in our game!
Rimmington: the sturdy British shotgun
Viper: The non-binary icon and party animal revolver
Marsh and Mello: aka - the Twin UwUzis
Sveta - The muscle mommy RPG from Russia
Play the game for FREE right now:
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
#DatingSim #IndieDev
This is a story about a man, and his hardware, and nothing else.
Play Polyarmory: High Calibre Love for FREE right now, only on @itch.io
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
#GameDev #IndieDev #DatingSim #Guns
Have you ever wanted to date your guns?
No?
Well, let's change that immediately, shall we? π
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
The cloud people are coming to take your guns.
Don't let them.
Play Polyarmory: High Calibre Love for FREE today!
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
ONLY CANS CREATOR MADE A NEW GAME
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
Hey you. Yes you.
Wanna date some sexy guns?
Wanna escape your divorce?
Wanna live in a bunker?
You know you wanna... bang 'em. π
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
#indiedev #freegame #datingsim #polyarmory
I think our game is too hot for the UK Government?
@polyarmorygame.bsky.social is an excellent use of a VPN
Want a #datingsim with a wicked sense of humour and a ridiculous story?
Play Polyarmory: High Calibre Love for FREE today!
We can guarantee that you'll get a semi-automatically. π
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
#RomanceGames #Comedy #Gamedev #IndieDev #FreeGame #PolyarmoryGame
This is a story about a man, and his hardware, and nothing else.
Play Polyarmory: High Calibre Love for FREE right now, only on @itch.io
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
#GameDev #IndieDev #DatingSim #Guns
We're fairly certain that you couldn't date your guns in #DateEverything.
So we fixed that.
Play #Polyarmory now for FREE:
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
Didja know that @polyarmorygame.bsky.social has over 850 voiced dialogue lines, 19 full episodes of Colt Michigan's radio show, 9 original songs (including 6 from @heyjellybear.bsky.social), 4 voice actors mixed together for [redacted] & 8 clips of @oxyoxspring.bsky.social as an enthusiastic clown.
27.09.2025 21:04 β π 5 π 3 π¬ 0 π 1
We're fairly certain that you couldn't date your guns in #DateEverything.
So we fixed that.
Play #Polyarmory now for FREE:
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
This is a work of art! Made by a very dedicated group of amazing people. I couldn't recommend this game enough! 37 out of 5 stars
26.09.2025 18:28 β π 2 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Amazing people made this!
26.09.2025 17:35 β π 4 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
Do you love your guns?
I mean, do you *really* love your guns?
Then you should play Polyarmory: High Calibre Love immediately - IT'S FREE!
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
Hades 2 is just a deep state conspiracy designed to stop you from playing our new FREE game.
Check it out here:
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
It lives!
@polyarmorygame.bsky.social
Working on this has been an absolute blast. I got to meet and work with some wonderful people and learned so much.
Also made a lot of silly noises.
Somewhat behind schedule, but containing some wonderfully voice weapons and made by a team that surely does love their guns... Or perhaps their guns love them? Who knows! Find out, in Polyarmoury: High Calibre Love!
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DON'T LET THE CLOUD PEOPLE TRICK YOU: THE GAME IS REAL AND IT'S OUT THERE TO PLAY RIGHT NOW FOR FREE!
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
#FPS #PolyarmoryGame #Gamedev #IndieDev #IndieGame #DatingSim
Fun fact: @polyarmorygame.bsky.social was supposed to be made for last year's #7DFPS game jam.
It took us around 8 months to finish it.
(We might have overscoped somewhat...)
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love is now available on @itch.io
The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation.
Guns. Romance. Free(dom).
oxyoxspring.itch.io/polyarmory
#freegame #gamedev #indiedev
So uh... we released a new game. It's free. It's stupid. It's about smooching guns.
26.09.2025 01:26 β π 5 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Games out. Go play it.
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