He's trying not to masturbate and anger his son, but strong women are his trigger...
10.11.2025 05:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@mrjimcoughlin.bsky.social
Writing and Performing Comedy Saving Democracy Thinking about Sleeping
He's trying not to masturbate and anger his son, but strong women are his trigger...
10.11.2025 05:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am sick and tired of pretending to be sick and tired and am thinking of giving up Munchausen's.
09.11.2025 20:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If youβve seen the new Paul Thomas Anderson film I think you realize right away that todayβs Supreme Court is run by βChristmas Adventurersβ now.
27.09.2025 15:37 β π 1835 π 207 π¬ 59 π 10Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption.
Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow.
People have power. Ask Target
I'm from a Kennedy family. I even went to John F Kennedy High School. I think RFK's got this one in the bag.
09.06.2025 22:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Was that in one of the two documentaries, because I missed that!
25.04.2025 11:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I can't wait until the future when millions of lives and billions of dollars will have been lost by Trump. And MAGA will still be blaming it all on Biden and Obama.
25.04.2025 10:59 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs the stupid, economy.
08.04.2025 22:10 β π 11759 π 2101 π¬ 122 π 59Jenner is not legally allowed to call herself Caitlyn on federal documents. But Elon Musk is also Adrian Dittman, Navarro is also Ron Vara and Donald Trump is not just John Barron but also John Miller, Carolin Gallego and David Dennison.
08.04.2025 16:10 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0As a tie in to Dressed to Kill(t) they recruited Daniel Penny to walk in their fashion show because he kilt a homeless schizophrenic man. This is because Geoffrey Scott Carroll is a sick man. Unnecessarily choke a man after he's unconscious and you become a hero to MAGA types.
07.04.2025 23:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why is she still Hillary Clinton and not... Plateaury PolePorecinemeat Clinkilograms.
26.03.2025 20:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0USB-A because it's kind of an A-hole for how it takes 3 tries to plug in properly?
28.02.2025 22:02 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Trump & Vance vs. Zelenskyy skirmishes indicate that instead of business "leaders" we should go with a standup comedian next time.
28.02.2025 22:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0REPOST if you stand with President Zelenskyy against Trump and Vance!
28.02.2025 18:00 β π 1738 π 981 π¬ 55 π 49Donald Trump is not fit to be President of the United States of America. His presence in the Oval Office is a stain on the legacy of this country.
28.02.2025 18:41 β π 12868 π 2602 π¬ 765 π 158Trump is going to sign an executive order making English the official language of the United States. Pretty interesting take for a guy who doesn't have it mastered yet.
28.02.2025 19:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0life comes at you fast
27.02.2025 21:40 β π 112 π 40 π¬ 1 π 8Santa Clarita friends- comes out for some jokes and wine!
This Thursday, February 27th at 7:30pm I'll be doing standup
@ Double Trouble Wine Room
Delicious wine and delicious comedy. Be there!
Hello, to everyone who wants to use a social media platform not owned or controlled by the right wing!
I can't believe this is where we're at in 2025 USA!
I'll try to follow everyone back.
DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.
22.02.2025 22:45 β π 24627 π 4929 π¬ 293 π 236Now I really want him to be Trudeau's baby.
27.01.2025 02:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Proof there was autism before the MMR vaccine.
27.01.2025 02:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can explain the existence of wind, just keep in mind, I have a theatre degree. From Aeschylus I learned the wind blows because Agamemnon has sacrificed his daughter Iphigenia to the goddess Artemis.
26.01.2025 10:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Was the person who runs/owns/created Bluesky at the Inauguration today, or is this my new favorite social media platform?
21.01.2025 01:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope everyone feels as safe as possible after this election.
Here's a long list of resources for trans people: glaad.org/transgender/...
It worked after several tries!
13.11.2024 14:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Let's see if I can get back into this app!
13.11.2024 12:50 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0