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It causes me great pain to say that this is, unfortunately, worth a read

Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy

bottom line was "you are too cool for her and do not make enough money to keep her happy"

lmao talked to another bar regular about my (former) crush and whoa nelly did she have some things to tell me

Just fucking fund us so I don't ever have to year the words "USPS" and "loss" in the same sentence ever again, man.

I googled “Canadian things” and one of them just said “moose”

It was a different time, a more civilized and gracious era, a epoch where elites could put aside petty differences and gather for leisurely dinner parties with their favorite pedophile ... wait, what the fuck.

this is absolutely fucking nuts. these people are cartoons

my takeaway from this letter is that glenn youngkin, rector sheridan and their flunkies on the board are deeply dishonest people who are engaged, with the trump administration, in a mob-style shakedown against the university of virginia

The elite press understands solidarity, just not with any of you.

The thing about cruelty and inhumanity is that the limits of who is affected keep expanding and expanding until we shove it back the other way

katamari

watching terminator 2 and thinking about the most perfect action movie

jd vance 2015: has anyone seen #Archer? #ThatsHowYouGetAnts lol!

jd vance 2025: I'm not saying it's necessarily good to be molested - no one is saying that - but if you are going to be molested, obviously you'd want the President of the United States to do it. Why do we pretend otherwise?

hard for me to get too upset at the NYT or whoever for "killing" stories about the nation's elite and their own reporters palling around and conspiring with infamous pedophile sex traffickers. at the end of the day, you only have so many pages in the newspaper. and maybe someone in NYC saw a deer?

Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

I want an iberico ham....for snacking

Le Carré >>>> Fleming

I slug like 2 dozen of these at the bar during the holidays

hot buttered rum season just around the corner

gonna have to start getting out there and doing nerd shit so I can find a sweetie

applying jungle camouflage to catch the snake in my dang boot

I have armed the device

"Dems cannot successfully cave because John Cornyn got trapped in a broom closet" would be easily the funniest way for tonight to end

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

sometimes a man needs is a whimsical job he can also be terrible at

I’m hearing Chuck Schumer traded Luka

I wanna work for the phone company that provides terrible service to small towns in Hallmark movies

get one of the pies

I was dyin earlier one of the bartenders at the rasslin show came in for breakfast and told his version of watching my costumed ass in the crowd during during an entrance segment