Sonya 👽

I genuinely think if all these “that friend that’s too woke” weirdos nitpicking cartoons had their way, every show would be Bee and Puppycat (derogatory).

Creating anything the Dailymail is protesting is automatically a net good.

Every screenshot in a video game I have, I have taken accidentally.

No you’re totally right. It’s no replacement for an actual person/therapist at all. I think loneliness and desperation definitely plays a big role in it. Also…. don’t fall in love with it PLEASE.

Gonna be honest I was so resistant to doing that at first but sometimes it’s just nice to vent to a thing you know for a fact won’t judge you or get annoyed.

What is a Bluesky tweet called?

Headcanons are that thing people do where they make something up then get super mad when it doesn’t end up being true.

knights of guinevere

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

Big things happening on discord

i am so sick of hearing about people who are uncomfortable about trans people in public bathrooms as if you have some right to total peace of mind in the place you can hear strangers having diarrhea

uh huh.

DEATH BECOMES HER 💀

Madeline and Helen will never die especially in sticker form! Grab these frenemies at @midsummerscream.bsky.social along with 3 other new EXCLUSIVE designs at the convention on August 15th-17th.

Visit me at booth L42 in the lobby near the Jaws exhibit!

Being able to spend time with these magnificent dinosaur birds the shoebill… 🥰
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I have the musical taste of a hacker from the 90s

danny devito in always sunny in philadelphia saying "you would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an american"

Sciel makeup test 😊❤️

You also get a dog smile today

I just really don’t feel like the Warden from Superjail was a tumblr sexyman as long as he should have been, that’s all. In this essay I will-

Optometrist included this tiny sticker that's a photograph of three yukon gold potatoes when she handed me my eyeglass prescription. I don't know why.

"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire

My Cinderella’s Castle Fanart! I loved this show so much!! I hope to the nine good gods that they create more tales in this world, the vibes are so fun. #starkid #cinderellascastle #digitalart #starkidfanart

From the creators of "I don't like Rage against the Machine anymore, they've gone woke", we bring you a new, thrilling journey of self discovery:

Budweiser Unveils Social Anxiety Bottle With 900% More Label To Pick At

Commenting "how is this about me?" under every post

I’m so jealous look at those floating guys

From one of the greatest stop-motion films of all time: A Midsummer Night's Dream (1959), dir. Jiří Trnka, Loutkový Film Praha

girl I’m bored let’s transvestigate the pope

*uses blinker when driving off a cliff*

pond creatures 🪷