@proteusunbound.bsky.social
I'm nobody; who the fuck are you? I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn… but the troops were dazzled.
Oh, I'm sure you can find some fascists in your area.
09.04.2025 17:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lead the way.
09.04.2025 17:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0She does.
04.12.2024 17:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A path in the woods, lined with trees whose leaves are changing from green to orange.
Testing.
18.10.2024 16:12 — 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0I lived in Narnia.
21.06.2024 17:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🎉
14.06.2024 19:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0💙
27.05.2024 02:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel seen.
And judged.
🫣
25.05.2024 10:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 Always chasing raindrops on roses & whiskers on kittens
I cannot stress enough that Supreme Court justices are just Some Guys (gender neutral) and you actually don’t have to respect anything they do or say
22.05.2024 23:37 — 👍 18 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1
Transferring some memes from my phone to this hot mess. 1/11
20.04.2024 10:56 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Oddly, it is my birthday, as well.
What a strange, strange coincidence.
Sensually melancholy...
Norah Jones, "Come Away With Me"
youtu.be/lbjZPFBD6JU?...
We shouldn't need babysitters around here.
23.03.2024 16:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nope.
21.03.2024 17:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Perhaps we ought to tag the perennial offenders here.
IN CASE THEY MISS IT.
Ego AND Alter Ego.
You're a popular lady. 😉🐚
I don't know why this is not obvious, but clearly it needs to be STATED OVERTLY.
21.03.2024 16:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is not okay.
It is not a compliment.
It is not okay.
It is not a compliment.
It is not okay.
It is not a compliment.
It is not okay.
It is not a compliment.
It is not okay.
It is not a compliment.
It is not okay.
It is not a compliment.
It is not okay.
It is not a compliment.
Someone needs to write up a treatise on TAGGING people. Especially tagging WOMEN.
Start with something like this:
It's fine to tag someone occasionally, to convey information.
It's NOT fine to tag someone every fucking day, let alone multiple times a day, just try to HOLD HER ATTENTION HOSTAGE.
I find I interrupt myself far less frequently than other people do.
18.02.2024 17:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s a world of difference between 3.5 and 8 - or so I’ve been told.
24.01.2024 04:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Gives new and creepy meaning to the “It was with you all along” trope…
24.01.2024 04:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Bear is a drama with some comedy bits in it as life is drama with some comedy bits thrown in. Please can we keep comedy to out and out we want to make you laugh over anything else type shows.
16.01.2024 10:18 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1I don’t want Nazis to be ashamed to show their faces, I want them to be afraid. 
02.10.2023 20:08 — 👍 174 🔁 29 💬 7 📌 2Sweet & feminine are the names of my left and right fists.
04.01.2024 11:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Darling, this is a battle of wits, and I don't fight unarmed men.
03.01.2024 03:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, sweetie. Sorry about your dick.
03.01.2024 03:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT.
GO BACK TO TWITTER.
GIVE ELON A BIG SLOPPY WET ONE.
Oh, wait, that would be feminine.
Give him a blowjob, that's very masculine, lots of very masculine men suck cock.
