David Cake

The brushes were people

There bones were their money

The night when the bushes came to life!

Me taking a selfie with a Seahawks bobble hat on and I love my Seahawks and now we are world champs. Go hawks.

Go Pats! #Superbowl

Hahaha The Souper Bowl, is that the
bowl I have my soup out of? Hahaha

I think it might be a bomber, even worse

I’m not sure about Slot’s quarter zip under a Harrington. They feel like they belong in different styles.

A low V neck knit would’ve been a great Mod look.

They got your Steps extended remix album order mixed up.

You might’ve have bought it on higher purchase

They should’ve rung ahead.

Playing Curling is great for lighting. That reflection off the white ice really lifts everyone. #shallowolympics

Can I tag Jimmy Carr?

I know I’m number one so work back from how nice I am to maybe JD Vance.

Ken Hom?

I’ve just seen someone call themselves one of the wokest men on earth. Which is the most Bluesky thing I’ve ever seen.

How I’m I expected to watch Match of the Day today with all the other sport going on. The pressure is incredible.

Loving these Olympics though. The drone shots really make you feel the speed and the pressures even more.

If I watch someone walking down stairs I’m envious how strong their knees are at the moment.

Can you at least make your “pictures that would make a good album cover” square? Thank you.

As if I’d be so predictable. Xx

I need a post that I repeatedly post every Sunday morning

Oh nothing it was just there

I’ve started having quiet words with objects like my charger cable came out of the plug end earlier when I went to use it and I was like. “Now what have you gone and done that for” it was in the style of Mary Poppins.

It’s best when they are flicking through TikTok really loudly

Might as well join in

No one knows how to behave anymore.

Selfie of me in my kitchen.

Promise not to like this.

Fully tiled bastard

I’ve just told my bathroom to Fuck off very loudly if you’re wondering how I’m doing.

Rugby should think about adding some adverts

Made Cadbury’s shite

Made Cadbury’s shit