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Part time Illustrator, DM for commissions, generously hipped and UC sufferer. Shop https://www.redbubble.com/people/davecakes/shop?asc=u&ref=account-nav-dropdown

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Haha, it’s marvellous and they all need to chill out.

22.11.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It will be cyber Monday before you know it.

22.11.2025 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sticking with Jack Crawley shows that men can be committed in a relationship.

22.11.2025 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I know videos do badly here but god loves a trier.

22.11.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully it won’t feel like 88 days.

22.11.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Perth rates are low for England.

22.11.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Baz balled.

22.11.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Head on collision.

22.11.2025 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Travisty for England as Australia go a Head.

22.11.2025 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Australia go a Head.

22.11.2025 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

88 days β€˜til Christmas

22.11.2025 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn’t feel like a Caturday #Caturday

22.11.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep the faith. There are 4 other test.

22.11.2025 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m really glad England have been doing their daft batting stuff whilst I’m asleep. Now I can enjoy them winning it with the ball.

22.11.2025 07:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Three small sailing boats in the middle of the shimmer from the sun on the sea.

Three small sailing boats in the middle of the shimmer from the sun on the sea.

Some perfectly timed boats

21.11.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 203    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

The mistake here is because one is thick.

21.11.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The world’s gone mad when you can pay Β£400 for a rugby shirt.

21.11.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*out. The mistake there was to purposely to illustrate (like James and the Giant Peach is) that I can’t read.

21.11.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just know people like it when you like their replies.

21.11.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Staying at my parents and my mum has left my old copy of James and the giant peach. You’ll not get me that easily mother. I’ve got this far without being able to read so I ain’t learning now!

21.11.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Really crossed over this has. Somehow it’s relatable in a gold Friday night after a week of frost. Whether you’re chronically ill or not.

21.11.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was born I the 80s I suffered it already.

21.11.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fatigued to fuck today so the Channel 5 Christmas movie is getting my full attention.

21.11.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Christmas even. Same diff

21.11.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Christian’s movie hasn’t started yet

21.11.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Forcing the jokes too much. I had to turn it off and actually do something.

21.11.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Father and Daughter team on come dine with me professionals and the dad has done 2 knob and wanking jokes already. So unpleasant.

21.11.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn’t feel like a Black Friday discounts to be had across the store except for anything you want.

21.11.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me looking surprised that someone has accused me of not having a shower even though I have colossal bed head.

Me looking surprised that someone has accused me of not having a shower even though I have colossal bed head.

Have I had a shower yet?

Why do you ask?

21.11.2025 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ripe Off Britain?

Make your mind up.

21.11.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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