David Cake

This just made me cry.

Here they are, the fucking hot weather slinking itself back around like we forgot what they did last time.

Powder blue was outside the disco crying over you.

What is magenta’s agenda?

Yellow tells you that it’s uplifting but have they ever bought you a drink?

Until someone explained inflation to him and then he can RIP again.

At the Oasis gig saying “shaggers choice!” To everyone in the same adidas Oasis top as me.

Sorry can’t sleep and just wondered if the band The National had an anthem.

Sorry can’t sleep and just wondered if the band The National had an anthem.

Not every single plate all at once. I mean every individual plate you could put on a desert spoon or just hoover it up with you mouth.

Watching The Bear season 4 and thinking I’d be able to fit every plate of food in my mouth all at the same time.

Still think you’d have a shit president xxxx

Just need a donut and then I’ll stop asking for anything ever.

Love those accounts on Bluesky that never posts anything other than every thought and fart Trump and his pals have done. Surely you have other interests and a life. If you only obsess about them they have beaten you down.

Bluesky is the kind of social media that makes you takes your shoes off at the door.

Have you tried not looking like shit?

Oh wow now you say it I can really see the difference.

Just saw someone on Instagram that is a stylist that works for middle aged Americans. It must be the easiest job in the world.

They just need a top striker.

I’m who should be England keeper. Seems like we’ve got 3 strong candidates. I’ll not bother to name them it would just take up valuable time when we all know who I mean.

Elliot just took £10 million off his price tag.

Me: *Exists* My Immune System: [pic of Michael Jordan saying ... and I took that personally]

Booing the national anthem as we all should do.

TNT sports going to an advert while the tribute to Diojo Jota happens. Classy

That’s a dangerous question

I keep seeing generative AI being used on stuff for kids, like maybe they won’t notice, or it doesn’t matter as much. The opposite is true. Anyone who’s created anything for kids knows you should make more effort for them, not less.

This was something we said again and again in interviews and talks about the Ladybird books.

When you give a child something made carefully and skilfully, they feel it. A treat. “For me?”

We all remember that feeling.

When you give a child something half-arsed, you tell them they don’t matter.

They’ve shat themselves at M&S.

Anthony Gordon is stealing your look.

Just overheard couple of guys slagging off ai well sufficed to say they were gobsmacked when I revealed I'm professor of a.i at Manchester university me thinks they shan't be doing that again seriously guys get with the times or bugger off.

Yours - all professors everywhere

The amount of AI I’ve seen today could kill a horse.