Rosie North-Jack

The seemingly unlimited variety of nuanced ways that @imogenchurch.bsky.social iterates the F word when she’s narrating an audiobook is giving me life.

#byebye2025 #thewomaninsuite11 #libbyapp #ruthware

I am feeling very unmotivated this spooky season and need help picking a costume, bonus if modified/appropriate for work

1. Ironic pumpkin spice girl (slam it to the left) 🌶️
2. Sexy pumpkin 🎃
3. Queen of Hearts 👸
4. Mostly dead Camp Crystal Lake counselor 🔪
5. Wednesday Addams + thing hand 🤚

I am feeling very unmotivated this spooky season and need help picking a costume, bonus if modified/appropriate for work

1. Ironic pumpkin spice girl (slam it to the left) 🌶️
2. Sexy pumpkin 🎃
3. Queen of Hearts 👸
4. Mostly dead Camp Crystal Lake counselor 🔪
5. Wednesday Addams + thing hand 🤚

I binged that and loooooved it

Oh yay!! I think my library’s Libby collection was playing catchup so I was only seeing the ebook versions

Best Southern Mom debutante passive aggressive insult I’ve ever heard—
“I could pack my whole wardrobe in those bags under your eyes.”
@claymcleod.bsky.social has style.

*reading Ghost Eaters*

@imogenchurch.bsky.social PLEASE tell me you’re narrating @ruthwarewriter.bsky.social ‘s new book #thewomaninsuite11 !! No one else can bring Lo Blacklock to life like you.

Finished True Detective Season 1 last night (staying up way too late) but it was worth it. I haven’t had much time/energy to get into a show but I’m glad I started this. I haven’t felt so pulled in by characters or story in so long. By the last episode I was riveted. More recs like this please!!!

Omg me too!! We should go see them live sometime

Rizz to the Sheetz employee who took one look at me and my son and said “Here’s your Mom juice” as she hands me my cold brew that I ordered at 730pm.

New Saliva with Amaru is giving me all the @demonhunterband.bsky.social vibes

I feel like my sleep deprivation is going to catch up with me eventually and I’ll just fall asleep on the floor wherever I fall at work.

All I want for my birthday. #peace #readingnook #fallingasleeptoastorm

It isn’t my birthday but thank you! It just feels like it.

I would rather burn a library than build it on bodies. -Grady Hendrix “Witchcraft for Wayward Girls”

So glad I stuck with this. The ending while rushed compared to the rest of the book delivers a powerful message and resolution. @gradyhendrix.bsky.social

When everyone in my house sleeps in until 730, including the child and dog it feels like it’s my birthday.

Clown In A Cornfield - Official Red Band Teaser Trailer - IGN Quinn and her father have just moved to the quiet town of Kettle Springs hoping for a fresh start. Instead, she discovers a fractured community that has fallen on hard times after the treasured Baypen...

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@massacredmatt.bsky.social Look what just dropped!!

I don’t think I fully understood the meaning of $h!t show until my partner and I are tag teaming cleaning our dog and his ultimate crate blowout at 4am.

Congratulations!!

This winter bod is brought to you by breaking my ankle and not being able to go to the gym for three months and "I love bread"

a man in a cage with the words not the bees written on the bottom ALT: a man in a cage with the words not the bees written on the bottom

NOT THE BEES

Q: Mom? Is the #thecandyman (1994) shaped like a giant gumball machine?

#qyear6

Not at all! I hadn't considered that perspective.

Q: Mom I have 3 childhood dreams that I know are gonna true.

1. I'm gonna have a little brother because I'm gonna have a kid when I'm older
2. I want an underground bunker
3. I want to teach my little brother everything I know even Stranger Things
#qyear6

I just don't understand why my parents don't process what body autonomy means When it has to do with someone else

Got my wish, he broke through the puppy gate, ate all the vat wet food, dragged my coat off the table to use as a pillow for his bed and ran upstairs into the bedroom to tell me what a good boy he is.

I'm so tired right now I don't care if my puppy destroys my entire house.

Why does it feel like my family is judging me for not having another child? Even my own child?

Mookie's litter was pulled out of dumpster. They were very skinny when we got them. But someone threw them away

I am so glad we were able to rescue him. There is a special spot in the Bad Place for anyone who mistreats an animal, let alone throws a dog away

That's true. My puppy can't say "Mommy"