Nico Sphaliro

It doesn't stop being moe-moe when this happens... am I evil for thinking that? (also Beast, I uh. Don't think you can call cavemen that anymore.)

She just took apart & put together a rifle with her mind, btw. She's learned a lot since the shocking feat of Moving A Log In Front Of A Small Hole.

I gotta meet some fangirls from the 60s who are elderly & shit now so I can hold their hands & let them know how much I Understand, man. Where do I find them. I am living their lives one page at a time bro

"Sincerely yours," what a dork. Love this guy

I also enjoy that Scotty boy got the 1st pin-up of the franchise. Either pin-up meant something different then (it did) or they are just based (my copium.) Even Beast got one before Jean did, but I don't feel like posting that because his weird human feet are too much of a focus for this blog, lol.

It really L's MAO to see Jean's biggest feat in issue 9 being that it's easier for her to ESP a log in front of a hole than for her to stop running into the hole. My girl has come SO far I am SO proud of her but it's also just very funny to see how even the writers didn't grasp how OP she could be.

in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme

Consider selling a "physical good" to go along with it, like a shitty doodle or bookmark to see if it helps? It's the only difference I see between witchy shit & say, Catholic medals or AI slop prints. "Cool hand drawn cat bookmark with FREE curse of your choice on the back; $50.00." Right? Ez.

Knowing me, u may expect me to say "button up slut" to Scott. No. I'm a better man today. Instead, I'm here to say, I'm telepathically mind-linked to the blossoming fangirl shippers of the 1960s the same way Lex Luthor was to Superman in All-Star Superman, where he wept at the beauty of his empathy.

Compression gloves are a lifesaver!

He's so precious!

Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss

Jesus, I didn't realize this infamous moment happened in like, issue THREE... the absolute audacity of this man to have just always been Like This

Image of a person dressed in black pseudo religious attire with white and black face paint. Text reads "Drink Water..." For what? Just to piss again? Life is a prison.

the true dark souls starts here

3d model of yuri otani from alien9

took way longer than it shoudlve but heres yuri otani from alien9 !!! ! ! it was very brutal and honest and i really liked it,, the era it came out in is special to me too so im so happy smth as poignant exists (◕﹏︿﹏◕)

Big fan of this awkward fucking dork here

Sometimes if I look at a person's face hard enough I do see this under the skin of the person 🥰

Fr*ck yeah 🎃

Between this & Creed you gotta realize by now why my parents have never once in my entire life asked me if I'm ever going to meet a nice lady who will give them some grandbabies to baptize into Catholics

"I Staple Tapeworms to My Penis" by PASSENGER OF SHIT aka the guy who made Where the Dead Go to Die. Bro is freaky as hell (positive trait) but I don't think he's on any Lists yet, far as I know

youtu.be/WWFDmetc59k?...

"Iceman being gay is so forced & OOC" brother this is the literal 1st panel we ever see him in, this is a cuntier intro than Emma fucking Frost got, are you out of your goddamn mind

(tucks hair behind my ear in a very charming & not at all creepy way) hi Superman my name is Lmike "Lnico" Lsphaliro I-I'm a big fan hehe

Custom Mystic Hexacade shell for the throne? Aye aye boss o7

She could trap me in a psychic mind hell-palace of eternal torment and I'd just be super stoked she knows I exist dawg

a poster for marvel games rivals shows a woman in a superhero costume ALT: a poster for marvel games rivals shows a woman in a superhero costume

Ms Jean Grey please let me buy you McDonald's Cheeseburger for us to share my psychic queen it's how my kind expresses love I know all about the planetary genocide babygirl but I'm the kinda guy who understands women with flaws are beautiful like it's really fine by me I don't give a single fuck

Scott Summers: I am very sad and very serious. I must maintain perfect control at all times. Geometry is literally one of my superpowers. Jean Grey: i am so horny i may literally explode

Wizard Anime Mag! They did this every issue, it was usually crazy. I have many volumes from the 2000s. They added a lot of "funny" captions to things, too.

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