HVNTEA

That 40+ booty be falling off the bone! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Something about seeing mlm softcore avatar corn on insta….2026, lookin good!

This and my tikka masala + naan is saving me rn….

Miss throat coat tea, come through!

Emre x Mizuki fanart about to go crazy….

When you have it scheduled to be made on the app (or Uber Eats) so it’s ready for pickup when you get there. OR have it delivered to your place if you want to spend a little extra and save more time. *taps forehead*

GRAMMYS…..

Sorry I can’t talk
Sorry I can’t talk
Just don’t stop moving
GO GO GO

Even tho it was a “running on fumes” kind of day, it was good one regardless like YASS

Chicalympos will make a diva smile like Janet Jackson!

this, some wine, and no one perceiving me

reminds me of when i thot it was a good idea to take an eddie before a flight, but it got cancelled, had to wait over night at the airport ALONE and felt like i was being followed the entire time so i paced around the airport for miles and got no sleep, high as a kite

a woman in a black suit is standing at a counter in a hotel lobby . ALT: a woman in a black suit is standing at a counter in a hotel lobby .

“To whom it may concern…”

Girl not to go all Karen mode but I recommend having an email ready to send to United bc you deserved to be compensated downnn like you don’t deserve these unnecessary headaches

I remember having the nastiest experience with delay on delay before a United flight, I just said fuck it and payed for a one-time pass to the United lounge bc I HAD. IT. Best decision of my life

Retaining your skills/abilities as a princess and now investing skill points in knight yuppppp

I need to go back to fuckhattan…

How it feels to vote for safety/elimination in the GPL

Neeeeeeeed something like an Easter or a daylight savings album to get me together

I love the fourth floor! It has the best ice machine—honest!

Those saints were sure marching in

and im seated!

one thing I love about a capricorn, they're resilient despite all the universal forces against them

To be or not to be—NOT
HOLD UP, bring the beat back
STOP! i ain’t ready yet!
WAIT! lemme fix my hair

Gen 4 pokemon be like: Time and place!

Mabuntis!, U MUST B MIO!, *vogue crash*, U R lovelypop!

Been celebrating the Glinda way! @phaun.bsky.social

So they think you're tunaaaaa af

OWIEEEEE

#NayIGeneratedPuss