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I don’t know much for certain, but there is one thing that I RESOLUTELY believe in - and that is that IF there are examples in this world of 100% completely straight men, they are among the rarest creatures on earth. And if a “straight” man, is having casual sex twice a day, he is DL.

I could never pick an Australian out of a lineup

I would have never expected this before seeing Cig square up. About time someone taught her big ass a lesson.

Ladies, do you ever put a partially opened splenda packet in between your labia and skip over a bowl of cereal before chowing down?

Who’s that

do y’all streamer girlies ever think of yourself like Liza Minnelli putting on a one woman show five nights a week?

@prettypinkpawmi.bsky.social

I have caught 102 Trubbish in ZA and here are their names. Work in progress.

When you got panko bread crumbs everything looks like a casserole

I hide my talents from the world because I can’t take the pressure of it

You wont use my icon status for clout.

Should I wear a g string to my grandmothers funeral home and try and seduce the funeral director

You’re right about that sister

I miss my geriatric diabetic toothless morbidly obese old man cat may he rest

Quinn AKA Chorge Pinorj

Not psychoanalysis just simple observation

I’m only surprised that you’re surprised to once again be the outlier in terms of popular opinion

People talking about don’t feed stray cats or they’ll keep coming back. Maybe that’s the point!!! Maybe I don’t want another cat under my roof but maybe I work hard for my money and can afford to feed the cat and maybe it will be in my house in two months but maybe you should mind your business!

This pasty twink on the Kelly Mantle show I would put him on my bank account in a NEW YORK SECOND

peter thiel is an evil GAY MAN!!!

And I know Never Really Over was a bop for like one month during the pandemic, but catchy ≠ interesting.

The last genuinely interesting Katy Perry song was Chained to the Rhythm. These days, she just sounds like a woman wailing in the same cadence repeatedly to tepid appreciation by her stans. It’s giving AI bubble. When will it pop?

What I have is much MUCH more severe

I don’t think that I’m the smartest person in the world… in fact, I know I’m not. But what I do know is I am smarter than every single semi-centenarian in my company’s corporate “leadership” office. These ancient fools suffer from a severe lack of reading comprehension & metastatic lead poisoning.

If Cigarette doesn’t zip his lip and hand on his hip…

Zeraora better be careful she is getting dangerously close to bronze tier nepo baby status

CROBATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Repost if you’re thankful for her.

Don’t I know it!

I saw an ad on tik tok shop but i bet you could also get on etsy or ebay