Simon Was Here!

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It's time for mayhem. If you want to be part of a classic "throw shoes in the gears" resistance, msg Simon.

We're gonna organize Loonie-style, and do broad-spectrum resistance.

#TANSTAAFL
#RESIST
#BeLikeSimon

Words are not gonna be enough.

You can't "discuss away" fascism.

No policy document will solve this.

Caps and boots, wrap hands, and suit up.

#Fight #FightTheFascists
#FightTheFash #Resist #CatchHands

Trump is sworn in without placing his hand on the Bible, because he has no intention of upholding his oath of office.

Trump cannot abrogate birthright citizenship under the 14th Amendment by way of executive order. That’s not how constitutional rights work.

Still fucked the goat.

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Everybody #BeLikeSimon , be LOUD. BE everywhere.

Fight the Fash and be obnoxious. Crass. Rude.

Match their callous indifference and unfettered greed with the full force of your righteous rage.

Also, tasty snacks and beverages.

Today is a good day to #fight

If you do a Nazi salute to own the libs or to troll or to generate discussion or to make a point you are still doing a Nazi salute.

Oh, come on! At the inauguration? Are you f*cking ketamine with this?

NOT MY PRESIDENT, FUCK Trump.

#EmbarrassmentInChief 🤮

Jan 20 should be "Moon Day". Plaster a photo of you mooning the camera all over social media. Tell TFG (That Felon Guy - credit George Takei) to kiss your ass.

As I am disembodied devil head, you'll have to be my proxy. Tell the world. Let's make this a thing.

#BeLikeSimon #MoonAcrossAmerica

You're a climate refugee in the making.

BE LOUD! Call bullshit on bullshit. Climate change is real, and people are losing their homes from fire, or suffering in extreme cold. Right now.

The Trumpanzees are blaming weather on things like DEI, or trying to take care of others.

Don't just shake your head. Shitpost! #BeLikeSimon

Musk tweet: They prioritized DEI over saving lives and homes

Insane that they would attempt to address racism despite the potential for a natural disaster

I used to think that when global warming truly began to bite, deniers would face reality & we could act. Now I think it's more likely it will lead to a kind of fascism that will respond to global warming by, like, executing everyone who says global warming is real.

Ok, this is funny as fuck.

Get this #dogedickhead a Mansier, stat!

A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.

Start 2025 the right way. #BeLikeSimon ! Help this lil shitposting drawing get some traction (followers, y'all!), do all you can to annoy Trumpanzees, Magats, DOGE Dickheads, and take space, be loud and proud! And when they go low, kick 'em in their privates! #resistance #resist

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY

Picture: Ukrainian soldier with mud on their face, staring straight into the camera. Title: Person of the Year, Ukrainian Defenders.

I would love to be in Kyiv when the last Russian leaves Ukrainian soil. Holy hell, what a nation-wide party will be held! Afterwards, in honor of the fallen and the legacy of Jimmy Carter, I would to strap on a tool belt and help rebuild.

#SlavaUkraini
#DefendDemocracy
#NATO
#NAFOFella
#JimmyCarter

As the fun and games of 2025 comes upon us... remember to #resist #shitpost and #BeLikeSimon.

There is no such thing as a fair fight. If you fight, get dirty. Win conclusively. Decisively. Exert every bit of privilege for those who have none. Generously take the hits for those who can't.

A social distancing cheat chart:

May I recommend Stalin-era Russian composers for a "how to deal with all this shit" soundtrack?

Shostakovich's 5th symphony is a good start.

#BeLikeSimon

On Tyranny:

Lesson 1:

Do NOT OBEY In Advance

Today’s Lesson in Republican Logic 😳 Look closely at this chart of federal spending.

And, this is before they try to dismantle our government.

#StopProject2025