Ninth

Once again broke a bag clean off

I had to delete so many of my profiles and apps because I do not trust myself to not yap away things I can’t.

“People who think politics don’t concern them one way or the other helped get us here, maybe it’s time they actually experience first hand how politics can affect them personally. Maybe they’ll think twice about their vote next time, or lack thereof.”

Please LOL

The way my protectiveness over Chicago has increased to a thousand this week. Don’t even look at my city the wrong way.

But also, recession indicator?

Wait a gosh darn minute…

You’re still right where I left you, huh?

KKKenny smh

And everyone unfollowed him???

I broke a boxing bag clean off it’s track today :/

Anyway, it’s been a minute: please look at my cute ass boxing wraps that match my nails.

The real joke is that lord knows I ain’t scavenging shit when the apocalypse comes and instead will be tapping out, BUT if I did I ain’t letting you join in. 100% plan on being petty till my last breath. Put “Petty Wap” on my headstone. 🧿

“Things are so bad, let this go, it’s petty” NO. You can’t be a decent fucking person in low stakes best of times, you think I trust you to break bread in the end of times? McBooHoo, I’m not vouching for you to join the scavenger party. Friends like that who needs enemies.

I’m not about to take empathy lectures from someone who was egging on my opp while gaslighting me about what was happening. You don’t get to pretend to be decent when you made me, a brown AF daughter of immigrants feel insane and have to constantly advocate for why my feelings mattered.

Officially became a dual-citizen today and gained an amazing female president. UwU

Controversial but the reason AZ lyrics is superior to Genius is because I can get straight to the words I’m missing instead of being bombarded with 50 pop up videos and ads like a 90s computer virus fever dream.

Here to report cleaning up the leaves and branches does indeed make more room for roots.

Good doggie

If I play Game of Thrones: Kingsroad, can I get an ending that isn't rushed by wanting to go work on a Star Wars IP only for it to be cancelled because my ending was so bad?

I’m gonna cry.

BITCH I’M NOW AN AWARD WINNING CREATIVE?!

New year, new shorty award nominations under my belt. 🧿

Any open roles? 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

Sad to report I was not picked as the new pope.

I’m still hungover from my birthday party and now the White Lotus finale gonna make me crash out.

I get to bust out my switch!

When bad things to happen to people who pissed me off it’s poetic justice, but when bad things happen to me it’s a tragedy.

Stella stopped making cider?! This is my 13th reason.

The way I ran here after a meeting