The feminine urge to say ITS CLOBBERING TIME to your family before turning on the home run derby

i think she can win the nomination if she wants it

i don't get what The Weeknd was on about: drinking Alizé with cereal for breakfast is nauseating

there's been quite a bit of bustle in Lyon the past few weeks

wonder why 🤔

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when will this television static feeling in my head go away

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The Doing A Lot of Drugs community is sick of taking strays because guys who work at Google started taking .2 grams of psilocybin to write emails in a more annoying way.

the zaza got me reading closed captions for conversations I'm currently taking part in

you'd never guess. there was a fish in the percolator

(if you blink you might miss this being my David Lynch memoriam post)

i'd look so cool with an eyepatch

BEEP BEEP BEEP

when I say I'm so twisted I mean this

i'm normal and can be trusted with multiple bottles of water back to back to back

provolone

I've gotten off the couch, made myself a grilled cheese sandwich or 4 and wolfed them down back to back to back to back while staring out the window thinking I looked wistful but probably looking like a gremlin

My review of ANORA: we all agree that the nice goon is a dead ringer for Christian McCaffrey right

impressive how baseball bats achieved the highest level of fame in the world of sporting equipment and then, not yet satisfied, went on to gain perhaps even greater notoriety in the field of weaponry, becoming arguably the planet's most popular and iconic bludgeon

I am choosing to be remarkably secure and only focusing on you calling me cute

i've been watching football for decades, i've made several football documentaries, and i still don't really know how many yards are on a football field. obviously there are at least 50. what i keep getting stuck on is that the number on the field goes down after that. i'd guess there are about 100

imagine if I could do a standing dunk though

2025 IN falcon not hearing falconer centre not holding blood-dimmed tide loosed shapes with lion body and head of man revelations conveniently at hand OUT ceremony of innocence the best possessing conviction pitying gazes thick thighs, good posture

ok since we're doing these

the opening to this X Files episode is peak people whose nose just start bleeding randomly representation

i wonder what it'd be like to be one of those weird mutants from the X Files

standing in the cold glow of the fridge is a post midnight activity

too early in the night for all that

forgive me it's back to the old me (eating multiple flour tortillas back to back at 8 pm)

elves: passe

dwarves: boring

orcs: no thanks

gnomes: seen it

kobolds: drab

talking crab: color me intrigued