Joe Plenzler

Any ideas why my cucumbers are doing this?

Experts Raise Concerns Over Trump’s White House Ballroom Renovation Plans

American families are getting kicked off of Medicaid, but Trump will spend $200M on an unnecessary ballroom for wealthy visitors. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/03/u...

Country clubs are for assholes.

Yep. That was one of the stupidest ideas in politics in a long time.

Are we great again yet?

Vast supplies of U.S. aid remain stranded, despite State Department promises More than 60,000 metric tons of food have languished in warehouses in the United States and around the world — with expiration dates nearing on some items.

People are starving to death and our government is destroying food. It’s obscene. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...

He’s slapping us with massive taxes disguised as tariffs, all to gaslight his base into thinking foreign countries are footing the bill. Prices have gone up across the board—from gas to groceries. This economy is sliding downhill, and it’s only going to get worse.

Yep. Keep em poor and keep em dumb and keep em fighting each other over fabricated social issues. It’s the 1% playbook.

Yep. Creep.

Precisely.

I wish more Americans understood how corrupt gerrymandering is.

Shitbirds of feather…

Generally, the best leaders are the people who don’t want the job, and the worst are the people who want power more than anything.

One of my former students just landed his first real journalism gig at Sports Illustrated. Would you please click on a few of his articles to help his SEO? www.si.com/college/mary...

Shoppers are stressed, but some brands are raising prices anyway Citing tariffs, Procter & Gamble is hiking its prices, in a sign that other major retailers will follow suit.

Shoppers are stressed, but some brands are raising prices anyway www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Trump said countries of origin pay the tariffs. He lied. The joke is on American consumers.

Pentagon thrown into confusion over think tank ban The department’s decision not to allow employees to participate in certain events carries bigger repercussions than missed attendance.

What a bad decision. www.politico.com/news/2025/07...

Denied federal flood relief, a Maryland town is left on its own Residents of Westernport, Maryland, overwhelmingly voted for Trump. But after FEMA denied its aid request, the town feels like he’s turned his back on them.

Well, they voted for Trump because they didn’t want “socialism,” but now want that FEMA money. www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

The Billionaire Song: Eat The Rich by Joseph Michael Plenzler on Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 4:08

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Why is protest important?

A: Every right we enjoy today was fought for by people in the past who never knew our names.

DIRTY DOZEN: The 12 Friends of Donald Trump Accused of Sex Crimes Trump’s tangled ties to a cast of alleged sexual predators—spanning financiers, fixers, musical stars, and politicians—risk detonating anew as his supporters demand answers he can’t or won’t give.

www.thedailybeast.com/the-dirty-do...

Why would they protect pedos?

After covering for pedophile priests for decades, the Catholic Church has a lot of making up to do.

Yep.

Johnny Ringo: it smells like someone died. Well, bye.

Release the files! America deserves to know if we have a pedo president.

We Tracked Every Visitor to Epstein Island

Brilliant, fascinating & must watch vid

@wired.com tracked all the visitors to Epstein's island w data left online by a location data broker w ties to Defense Dept

11,279 coordinates obtained

Between 2016 & Epstein's arrest, data collected on more than 200 cell phones that visited the island

Hahhahahahhahah

JD Vance is now 2 for 2. The Pope and now the Hulk.

Trump White House Rages Over 'South Park' Episode, Calls Show 'Fourth-Rate' The White House is furious at "South Park" after the show's premiere lampooned Donald Trump, depicting him in bed with Satan.

A free society allows satire. It’s protected under the First Amendment. We are supposed to be able to make fun of anything including the president. Our legal system has favored satirists in case after case.