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It's pretty fucking dire if The Beano knows its (mostly primary school aged) audience will not only see you as a punchline, but also get the joke that you're a gullible bullshitter.

Demon Headmaster looking cunt back on his bullshit. All we need is his useless sack of a son to make a reappearance.

Have another Heart Attack

No you read this and then spent the next 5 mins mucking around with a shit bit of Javascript to test the idea out

You would lose a battle of wits with a ham sandwich.

Because they are Always Right.

If proscribing PA was such a slam dunk, why did Cooper bundle their proscription together with two far right groups so that you had to vote for all or none?

I love the increasing quiet we have had since last July as Labour have made different people and views illegal.

It has been like a Bank Holiday every day, and the first day I learned to wank. And Jelly and Ice Cream for tea.

'Puy down the Wolf Tones record Citizen"

UK Liberalism "You can't protest if we make it illegal to do so"

After eating his poor mum out.

You need to be more scared

When did you become an M.P.?

Hear me out, what if those people then realise 'we don't live in a society' after all?

I am sure Arresting People Into Compliance is going to work a treat

i’m glib about it bc how else do you beg but like seriously i am using a food bank and shit, things fucking suck.

Can you get me Slaithwaite?

Alternatively Greenalgh's Bakers seem to maintain quality (although the icing on the gingerbread unicorns has got thinner)

Time to dissolve the people and elect another.

The balance has become hopelessly out of whack since then.

The state demands you work in order to have food and shelter but increasingly makes those jobs pay less than is required so you need more than one job.

Volunteering under these circs is mopping up the blood from your own beating.

Such a thing would be a great idea of everyone's basic needs are met.

In the UK this is not the case and we have a society that fetishises Toil (see William Morris) yet doesn't want to pay for the toil.

What did you do for a job? How would you feel if it was considered something people should do for free instead?

People who have the skills to do this skilled job are already often both time and cash poor. They already contribute yet they are expected to do more?

The Big Society nonsense was always built on turning skilled professions into voluntary charities. See Libraries etc.

Maybe if a job needs to be done, people should be paid a fair wage for doing that job.

ACAB

And fuck the Labour Party by extension.

I think it is that long since I posted as me, no -one would know me if they tripped over me.

Who else is sick of these god damned British limeys posting about their island's insignificant politics when there's a god damned CHEETO® in the White House??

Oscillating wildly between "this is too stupid to pass, it's unenforceable and it'll be watered down in the end" and "they're such petty, arrogant fucks, they'll not understand the implications and wave it through regardless".

Woman

Remember this the next time you get a begging email asking you to Chip In.