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🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to the premiere of IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂

(1x1) "THE PILOT" 👼🏻
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🍂🪦 It’s been 27 years since Scooby Doo on Zombie Island clawed its way into our lives & The Petty Pumpkins wouldn’t be the same without it. It's the real ghouls, cursed pirates, & bayou chills that actually served as some of our first gateway horror 🧟

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On Wednesdays we wear pink, but on October 3rd we drop our MEAN GIRLS commentary! 💅🎀 It’s not a regular commentary, it’s a Petty Pumpkins commentary and It's going to be so fetch! ✨

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The Life of a Mean Girl

✨📞 We’re answering THE BLACK PHONE again for our first rewatch since theaters, before its chilling sequel dials in. On this bone-tingling rewatch the shadows are cast darker, the calls ring louder and with a sequel looming, the line is far from dead! 🫳🏻😱🖤

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🍬📼 Trick or treat, scream or die... either way, V/H/S/HALLOWEEN had us gagging (sometimes literally). Hung- *ehrm* human candy bars, spooky home movies, and Mommy issues of the rotted variety? Delicious. Happy Halloween, our petty little pumpkins! 🎃👻

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Get ready to binge the David Gordon Green Halloween trilogy with us! Laurie Strode reclaims her final girl crown, Michael Myers proves he’s the pettiest slasher in Haddonfield & generations of Strodes come together for one epic battle against evil🎃🖤

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📿The Warrens are back for one last haunting in The Conjuring: Last Rites, where the spirits are petty and the stakes are too high for holy water as Vera and Patrick once again serve sanctified CAMP one last time🙏🕯️💀

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🏈🔥 We dove headfirst into HIM (2025) and it was a brutal, seductive clash of sweat, sport, and sacrifice (at its absolute sexiest.) Tyriq Withers is pure muscle and madness as his performance pulses on-screen like a heartbeat ready to burst.

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YouTube video by Petty Pumpkins JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY *REACTION* | FIRST TIME WATCHING! 🔥

Final Friday? More like Final Straw 😭🔪 We somehow survived Jason Goes to Hell and let’s just say… it felt like our actual eternal damnation. But in true Petty Pumpkins fashion, we made it fun, clocked the camp and licked up the crumbs worth savoring 🔥

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Take our strong hand, pumpkin! 🖐️ We’re back in the parody trenches with Scary Movie 2. It’s our first time braving this unhinged haunted house of bad manners, sinister slapstick, and the most chaotic dinner in cinematic history!

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Our cursed bestie CHUCKY returns for the fated, final season, dragging his chaos to the White House for one last blood-soaked reign! 🇺🇸🩸 We’ve stitched together every reaction from CHUCKY Season 3 into one slay-tastic binge of pure petty perfection ❤️‍🔥

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We're going from January embers to quite literally nobody remembers in this fresh rewatch of IT: CHAPTER TWO! After all, WELCOME TO DERRY is right around the corner and Pennywise is just WAITING to PennyRISE 🎈🙈💔

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🔪 The butler didn’t do it, but the Petty Pumpkins might've! We graciously accepted the dinner request and unraveled the deliciously wicked mystery of CLUE in a first time watch!

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We savored our first-time watch of HANNIBAL Season 2 like the delicacy it is, each episode served up like one of Dr. Lecter’s decadent dishes and shamelessly thirsted over Will Graham in all his tortured, sweater-clad glory 😋🫀

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👀 We're settled in for a chilling first-time watch of DEAD SILENCE! This movie isn’t just a scream, it’s a petty séance. We’re here to celebrate the spooky season with every glossy eye and every creaking head turn...

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✨🚀 We're rocketing straight into Jason X, a slasher sequel so cold, it gave us frostbite and secondhand embarrassment for anyone willing to cross this high-tech, icy Jason 🧊

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We're not clowning around when we say our first time watch of CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD had us feeling corny (complimentary!) The kills are nasty, Frendo the clown is out for blood, he might be the king of corn syrup, but he'll have your head going thud...thud...thud...🪓🤡🌽🩸

Jason Voorhees is back & he's taking a bite out of the big apple in our FIRST TIME WATCH of FRIDAY THE 13th PART VIII: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN! 🍿🔪🩸

The Last of Us is back with a brand new season and we have brand new reasons to scream, cry and gag as the fungi continue their reign of terror. It's time for Future Days- where Joel's serving silver fox and Ellie learns that fungi... stalks...🍄‍🟫👀

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We're so excited to share our commentary on the cult classic A SIMPLE FAVOR with you as we get ready to celebrate the upcoming sequel ANOTHER SIMPLE FAVOR! Where Blake Lively and Anna Kendrick reprise their mothering... and smothering! 🍸

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The wilderness is calling and we've compiled our weekly Yellowjackets Season 3 reactions into a 5 hour binge for your enjoyment-- so eat your heart out! The Wiskayok girls soccer team certainly would. ♥️⚽️🐝

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We're headed through the valley, yes, THAT valley...we weren't prepared for the heartbreak as vengeance is sought & the fungi ruin everything we've come to know as home. This episode is a game changer- we're lucky to have survived it! 🙃#TheLastOfUs

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Witches & mothers & bears--oh my! We're putting on our most courageous faces as we settle into our abodes at the DunBroch fortress for a first-time watch of Disney Pixar's BRAVE! 🏹💚🐻

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We're cutting deep into this fan favorite horror film, with a first time watch of THE AUTOPSY OF JANE DOE- where the questions are never ending and the incisions are somehow mending. Miss Jane, go easy on us girlie! ❤️🪰💀

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The Path might not always be clear on the Last of Us, but it always leads us to the most traumatic gut-punching episodes of television we've ever seen. This weeks episode is a gripping adventure that leads us down a path we were not ready for. 😅

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Hi Moms! Emily Nelson has gone from the big house to the big spouse as we head to Italy for her wedding in our reaction to ANOTHER SIMPLE FAVOR! The drinks are strong, the clothes are fab and the urge to kill--and kiss--has never felt more real 💋🇮🇹🩸

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Fire is catching and these flamers are ready to join the revolution! President Snow is up to his old tricks again but this time we're ready, we're petty, and we're bringing the heat! 🔥🤭

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Our fav Fungi-Fighting, vengeance seeking situationship faces Day One of their mission in Seattle & we couldn't be more locked in as THE LAST OF US launches us into a world of fungi cults, wolves & a stampede of the afflicted fungi hungry for a bite. 🍄🫣

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