Weβll always have his calming voice while weβre drowning in the East River
15.10.2025 22:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@rutherfordbhave.bsky.social
There is no earthly reason for anyone to follow me.
Weβll always have his calming voice while weβre drowning in the East River
15.10.2025 22:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0buncha large adult sons up in there
15.10.2025 22:12 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0whispers, I think it can see me
15.10.2025 20:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Very unusually, *Georgia* will hold statewide races this fallβa pair of elections for the 5-member Public Service Commission, which regulates utilities. The panel is all-GOP right now, but Republicans are worried about losing, reports @bluestein.bsky.social at the @ajc.com.
13.10.2025 20:13 β π 74 π 26 π¬ 5 π 3James Michael Johnson, the Speaker of the House of Representatives, is fanatically devoted to Donald Trump and expresses his adoration by endeavoring to give Trump everything he wants, despite never having heard a word Trump has written or said or any specific account of anything Trump has done.
13.10.2025 14:37 β π 1362 π 310 π¬ 57 π 7Sheβs obviously talking about when CBS was growing up.
12.10.2025 19:42 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For sure.
12.10.2025 15:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This was fascinating!
12.10.2025 15:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, people are saying heβs dumb and maybe he is, but this here is mental illness.
12.10.2025 14:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0in the bulwark podcast interview he talked about how heβs got a soft spot for Bari Weiss because she helped his kid, and
he didnβt seem to realize that reaching out to help Jake Tapperβs kid 1) might not be an amazing act of selflessness and 2) has diddly squat to do with qualifications to run CBS.
This whole book is but a draughtβnay, but the draught of a draught. Oh, Time, Strength, Cash, and Patience!
Robert De Niro: βNow we have a would-be king β King Donald the First. Fuck that. Iβm Robert De Niro and Iβm asking you to stand up and be counted in the nationwide No Kings protest on October 18thβ
ππ nokings.org
I like how the news will be like βwhile the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americansβ
10.10.2025 23:59 β π 11706 π 2384 π¬ 142 π 70Pretty sure that when you have giant frogs everywhere, God is very disappointed in how you are treating immigrants.
10.10.2025 22:45 β π 3171 π 690 π¬ 41 π 22Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie
Meanwhile in #Portland
10.10.2025 13:33 β π 9147 π 2200 π¬ 56 π 41WW2 style poster saying "This man is your FRIEND. He fights for FREEDOM." and a picture of the Portland inflatable frog
10.10.2025 04:38 β π 267 π 63 π¬ 2 π 0I will repost every portland frog joke
09.10.2025 14:38 β π 747 π 125 π¬ 17 π 2So cool that whenever someone asks the president, βdid you eat the Lindbergh babyβ heβs like, βno but Iβd be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it laterβ
08.10.2025 20:07 β π 16576 π 3101 π¬ 227 π 82Scout Finch tactic.
08.10.2025 14:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Never heard this cover before, but itβs brilliant.
Also, I listened to the original in high school, while βclassic rockβ radio was playing hits like βLolaβ and βWalk on the Wild Sideβ
Some people in my generation somehow missed all that and were shocked to discover trans people at middle age.
this right here.
08.10.2025 02:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A group of apparent armed agents assemble at the end of a street, as seen from the perspective of a person in inflatable frog costume, their frogβs eyes dominating the foreground. The Ice facility in downtown Portland on Monday. Photograph: Mathieu Lewis-Rolland/AFP/Getty Images
Incredible (via www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...)
08.10.2025 00:30 β π 5023 π 1013 π¬ 60 π 136It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon in the Bronx and Harlem at our paper shredding events β we cleared out old junk mail, built community, danced, took family portraits and enjoyed frozen treats (it still felt a lot like summer). Thanks to everyone who joined.
07.10.2025 23:12 β π 6530 π 993 π¬ 83 π 60Is that firefighter business casual?
06.10.2025 23:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Reminder that @governor.ca.gov is reportedly considering vetoing SB79, the best housing bill to clear the CA legislature in decades.
It would be a *disaster*, substantively & for Newsom's political future. Really hope he doesn't self-immolate.
Tell him!
It looks like a diseased lung!
06.10.2025 01:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?
In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
02.10.2025 15:16 β π 3721 π 1435 π¬ 39 π 61You are correct, itβs interrogation/questioning that triggers the requirement to mirandize. but you must always stfu.
03.10.2025 15:57 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0