Aramis

The really depressing thing about AI is it proves how little most people care about art. This is very funny, but also, so many people will have had to look at this and not one of them stopped and said "what is this absolute shit?"

if the enemy of my enemy is MTG that means i still have two enemies that i hope end each other somehow

A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.

the muppets are enduring cast of characters because each of them represents the duality of man

kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative

For no particular reason I’m thinking about game studios who fire their entire narrative team after six years of development because their CEO is a delusional malignant narcissist who is all-in on AI.

I wish them all the luck they deserve.

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.

Pope dunking on you from the Popemobile while he's blessing and waving to the rest of the crowd means you have to convert to Lutheranism it's in the Bible

one thing LLMs have revealed is that the belief that there is a magical incantation that will give you what you want is not just confined to pick-up artists and freemen on the land

It really can't be said enough: the goal of the "anti-woke" movement was always to destroy social norms against bigotry. And it worked. And there's a whole lot of purportedly "left" thinkers & commentators who helped it -- indeed, it couldn't have been done without them.

They should feel bad.

fuck them innocent children, don't they know it was the good guys who murdered them with drones?

Explain your username:

My landlord in 2008 called me “Sars” once instead of my name.
I couldn’t get my roomies to stop teasing me about it, so when I was making a user on my Xbox, I decided to use sarsticus to take some power back. It worked, and the name is unique, so I’ve used everywhere since

Reminds me that someone said
“Oh so you think you’re better just because you don’t use AI?!”
“No shithead, I KNOW I’m better because I don’t use AI!”

This is a great explanation of ways that LLMs are shitty, encapsulated very well within cooking

Hell yeah! Congratulations 😍

Americans increasingly see legal sports betting as a bad thing for society and sports Today, 43% of U.S. adults say the fact that sports betting is now legal in much of the country is a bad thing for society, up from 34% in 2022.

% of US men under 30 who say legal sports betting is a *bad thing* for society

22% in 2022
47% in 2025

No other demographic group has seen a bigger increase.

Making a minor mistake, which is exaggerated by outside forces, causing your whole entire company to go into panic mode for two days is rather stressful…
Why do I bring this up? Oh, no reason; no reason at all 😅
Anyway I’m good 𝑛𝑜𝑤

A lot of liberals like to make fun of "Trump voters who didn't believe the leopards would eat their faces" but then are like "I didn't believe the leopards would eat our national norms"

dude

Not only a Saudi company, but specifically the Saudi government. PIF is their investment fund, which they’re using to launder their image with the west, you know by showing that they are also “good capitalists” 🤢
Oh and one of their co-investors is Jared Kushner

Peaceful protesting is just a tool used by those in power to mollify the masses, making it easier for people to think “I’ve done my part” without actually doing shit

But you are definitely my anarchist buddy. My mum is very leftist pacifist and she always gets upset when I say I want to punch Nazis. She says I should instead go to the weekly peaceful Gaza protests that our government and media has been ignoring for two years

It’s the same everywhere, unfortunately the fascists are on the way up.
EU is trying to kill online privacy, and Scandinavia is actively eroding our welfare systems because folks are afraid of brown people

All options that make sense, and only 2 (and a half) here in the EU 😅

Good on you for looking out. Where are you looking toward, if you’re okay with sharing?
I don’t necessarily know where would be better than Canada politically, with the way everywhere seems to be moving. unless it’s also to get further away from the US

Do people not know?! Pink Pony Club is literally the name of our HQ.
Where do people think Chappell got it from?

To misquote André 3000: “Y'all don't wanna hear me, you just wanna laugh at spreadsheets”

I was about to say you’re still good, as I’ve rewatched Red Dwarf at least that many times.
But then I realised that’s a BBC show, and there was only 61 episodes from 1988-2012, and it became my comfort show in 2007.
So that’s quite a different timeframe and episode count…
Maybe slight concern😅

Will@cailwill.bsky.social • 23h Terminally Online Leftists chose Trump last year. Terminally Online Leftists chose fascism over a black woman. • •• Senator "Ow my neck"... @hontdog.bsky.social i'm gonna wine and dine your dad until i have the authority to take your phone away

I’ve been ousted from several groups, by proxy, for believing an abuse victim, because they were all too charmed by the abuser.
It was so frustrating for me that they refused to believe the victim, I cannot imagine the toll it is taking on you ❤️

I believe you, you have no reason to lie

I like that definition. I feel Oracle should have levels in something else too, though I’m not sure what