This is a coup right? School House Rock didn't prepare me for any of this.
19.02.2025 00:47 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@themadelinegregg.bsky.social
I'm a certified sex educator. I'll probably violate community guidelines. Over 1 million followers on TikTok. Only 4 awards away from an EGOT.
This is a coup right? School House Rock didn't prepare me for any of this.
19.02.2025 00:47 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I've had Taco Bell farts that have lasted longer than the TikTok ban.
21.01.2025 22:04 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Typical narcissist.
21.01.2025 22:02 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NO BUT SERIOUSLY
27.11.2024 02:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine masturbating with that set up ποΈπποΈ
27.11.2024 02:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As a public figure I should probably tone it down on here but I don't have a therapist so this is the next best thing.
27.11.2024 02:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My fave influencer family
27.11.2024 02:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Asking as a dumb TikTok bitch
27.11.2024 02:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is Bluesky for the more intellectually superior social media addicts? Because this is a lot more reading than TikTok.
27.11.2024 02:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Period
27.11.2024 02:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's some clever shit
27.11.2024 02:28 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Follow up- plz post receipts here. Kthanxbye
27.11.2024 02:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't text your ex drunk, take it to Bluesky and post the receipts.
27.11.2024 02:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0When I said "united we stand, united we clown" that was the most patriotic thing I've said in 8 years.
27.11.2024 02:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The US government doesn't want us to know deets of the aliens because they know we will make fun of them. I mean look at what we are doing to Drake. United we stand, united we clown.
27.11.2024 02:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mike Johnson
26.11.2024 18:12 β π 34745 π 8393 π¬ 933 π 383Boobs, vagina, vulva, penis, dick. Just see what's going to set off the bots.
27.11.2024 01:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Girl math is ordering $60 more on a $90 order just to get free shipping... The shipping was $13.
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