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@plant-g0blin.bsky.social

plant goblin with a passion for good books, videogames, homesteading, and animals.

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I was at a comedy club in Manhattan last night.

Comedian: Where you from?

Audience member: Texas!

Comedian: Oh! Here for an abortion?

13.01.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 20618    πŸ” 1676    πŸ’¬ 387    πŸ“Œ 80

Crazy how even after 14 years Minecraft is still the best video game

13.01.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3344    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 189    πŸ“Œ 40
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Have I read all the books I own? No. Will I keep buying more while re-reading my favourites? Of course. My bookshelf, my rules.

15.12.2024 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2229    πŸ” 191    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 18
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Hello

14.12.2024 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7908    πŸ” 423    πŸ’¬ 157    πŸ“Œ 25

β€œi was born in the wrong generation”
i am alive the same time kindle unlimited exists. im where i need to be

29.11.2024 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 482    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Nothing gives me as much peaceful pleasure as reading a good book when it rains

14.12.2024 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1096    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 3
a cat paw on a grey blanket, bean side to the camera. one pink bean is visible in white fur.

a cat paw on a grey blanket, bean side to the camera. one pink bean is visible in white fur.

What if... one... bean

15.12.2024 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3649    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 3
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She is NOT spoiled! Take it back! πŸ˜‰

14.12.2024 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10827    πŸ” 352    πŸ’¬ 199    πŸ“Œ 15

I can help you save money with two easy tips:
1) Don't buy that
2) If you must buy that, there's probably a cheaper version of it that's just as good

14.12.2024 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6402    πŸ” 513    πŸ’¬ 178    πŸ“Œ 37

People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.

14.12.2024 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 14303    πŸ” 2003    πŸ’¬ 253    πŸ“Œ 36

[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun

11.12.2024 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3194    πŸ” 608    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 40
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*invention of archery*
"Man I really wanna stab this dude, but he way tf over there

*invention of archery* "Man I really wanna stab this dude, but he way tf over there

I get it… it’s pretty peopley out there.

11.12.2024 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 226    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

once upon a broken heart threw me into book depression… tempted to start caraval but im kinda looking for something with a little spice 🌢️ any recs for romantasy books with a great plot and decent spice? i’ve read all the sjm books, from blood and ash, and could not get into zodiac academy.

03.12.2024 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce

01.12.2024 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 16495    πŸ” 1695    πŸ’¬ 174    πŸ“Œ 83

Normalize slow writers with seasonal depression and full-time jobs. Like, 500 words is a good day for me and I will not be made to feel bad about it πŸ˜‚

01.12.2024 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2175    πŸ” 166    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 25
If a man grabs your boob, don't panic.
Pull out a knife, stab his hand, break free, slash him across his throat.
Force a knife into his belly, and gut him like a fish.
Threaten witnesses, and warn them not to fuck with you.
Stab him in the heart.
Check to see if the rapist piece of shit is dead, yet.
Suck his guts out through his mouth, until his body goes flat.

If a man grabs your boob, don't panic. Pull out a knife, stab his hand, break free, slash him across his throat. Force a knife into his belly, and gut him like a fish. Threaten witnesses, and warn them not to fuck with you. Stab him in the heart. Check to see if the rapist piece of shit is dead, yet. Suck his guts out through his mouth, until his body goes flat.

If someone grabbed my boob I could see being mad…

This escalated quickly πŸ˜‚
Fuck β˜ οΈπŸ‘»

30.11.2024 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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A personal favorite. The older I get, the more poignant it becomes...

30.11.2024 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 24092    πŸ” 3278    πŸ’¬ 400    πŸ“Œ 169

american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊

me: that sounds nice! what happened next?

american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert

28.11.2024 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 20664    πŸ” 2022    πŸ’¬ 260    πŸ“Œ 63
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you.
One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

Day 6

28.11.2024 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they should make video games so that they listen through your mic for the sound of a beer opening and when it detects it your character in the game will also have a beer in their hand

26.11.2024 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8345    πŸ” 786    πŸ’¬ 201    πŸ“Œ 54

Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer

Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer

Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer

Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer

Stop gatekeeping… casual gamers are just as valid

26.11.2024 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 15204    πŸ” 1692    πŸ’¬ 523    πŸ“Œ 151

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other

26.11.2024 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 41989    πŸ” 4490    πŸ’¬ 613    πŸ“Œ 402

because i liked a boy is actually a devastating song

27.11.2024 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you.
One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

Day 5

27.11.2024 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

love that my favorite hobby is video games but im also incredibly bad at playing video games

24.11.2024 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7365    πŸ” 1193    πŸ’¬ 296    πŸ“Œ 115

Magneto wearing steel amd gray colors now instead of purple.

Guess these are the days of Fuchsia passed

25.11.2024 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1083    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 4

Can you imagine telling younger me, who witnessed the vitriol and hate twilight received for basically being a girl fantasy romance, that ALL THE MEN on the internet were going to read ACOTAR?

Y’all… I think this is progress…

26.11.2024 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 319    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 2

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