Julian Sparrow

Adult human chicken

I'm so excited to see you live tonight!!

Shout out to all the bands on tour from now until the end of summer wondering “what city will we be playing the day martial law gets declared?”

Even In Arcadia is one of the best albums I've ever heard, but fuck if Gethsemane doesn't make me feel Seen in a painful way #sleeptoken #eveninarcadia #Gethsemane

I've had Emergance, Caramel, and Damocles on repeat for days. Even In Arcadia is going to break me. #sleeptoken #eveninarcadia #takemebacktoeden

In case you hadn't noticed:

my offer to america: we bring woke back

A tweet by Alex Cole (@acnewsitics ) reads, "My favorite sign." The accompanying photo shows a young person at a protest holding a sign that says, "BUT IT WAS THE GULF OF MEXICO AT BIRTH!" written in colorful markers. The sign also features a small rainbow flag. The protest appears to be outdoors on a grassy area with many people in the background holding various signs, one of which partially reads "NO MY." The crowd includes people of different ages, some wearing casual clothing and others in shorts, suggesting a warm day.

Good one!

I'm 29 years old and I got my tonsils taken out yesterday. 0/5 stars, do it as a kid.

@laurajanegrace.bsky.social I blasted Your God (God's Dick) when I was leaving my HRT appointment at planned parenthood Monday. I made a woman literally clutch her pearls, and I thought you'd want to know my triumph

I do know one thing… 🙏🔥🍾

While many of you are likely yelling "GO USA" or "GO CANADA!" I'm yelling "GO literally any elected member of congress and the rule of law, please, anyone or a single check or a solitary balance or—

Never forget January 6th. Never forget January 6th. Never forget January 6th.

The face of a woman interrupted midnap. #cats #orangectas

I've been playing video games and standing up for myself more, which is nice! 💚

They stand only for whatever Trump says.

meme image originally posted by "Paul Darling" showing a woman's legs and a hand holding a cigarette behind the "subtitled" words My idols are dead and my enemies are in power

I adore Mustard

four grainy, desaturated old video stills, first a conservatively styled woman with red hair smiling at the camera, second a hand reaching into the frame to slam a pie in her face, third a man holding his hands up looking grim, fourth the woman again with her head in her hands, full of pie

we must remember anita bryant as she lived